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A lanky catholic man who is commonly mistaken for an asian that tickles the imagination with his graceful and mind boggling comedy. One might also ask, what are three other things about him?! To which I would respond "he has a penis, accidentally chases women through subway stations, and cannot be trusted without a horse by his side. Overall 10/10 would smash if given the chance ;) Also, John Mulaney if you are reading this plz divorce ur wife and call 673-854-1111
sally from group 2's parent: "wow who came up with the name for your reading group sally?"
Sally from group 2: "its that tall asian kid, John Mulaney!"
Sally from group 2's parent: "oh, stay away from that kid! There has got to be something wrong with him, he's asian and in group 2"
God himself. Okay, maybe not. Anyway, he was the leader of The Beatles, wrote some of the best songs ever made, and was taken away from us too soon.
John Lennon 1940-1980
the capital city of the Province of Newfoundland and Labrador in Canada.
St. John's is a great town to party in!
When someone was making excuses to win an argument or an excuse to win an argument, say please no johns.
Person one: If my neutral air actually connected I would've wo-
Reggie: please no johns.
the act of spontaneously shitting your pants while projectile vomiting.
While at the movies sarah ralphy johned everywhere, not only dirtying the seat, but the man in front of her.
A person you never heard of who asks for your support.
“You want me to support you? Dude, you’re a John Delaney to me. I’ve never even heard of you.”
one of the most hottest mfs to ever walk in an enclosed area