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A large size female who is ugly and discusting looking and only loves BIG BLACK PRISON SHLONGS!
If your African American then Johnny's Mom is looking for you!
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1.Someone who can only get it for 5 seconds, before the girl realises shes not interested anymore.
2.Only being able to last five seconds.
Did you hear about Kyle?
Yeah i heard he pulled a 5 second johnny when he was with Sam hes so embarrassed he hasnt come out since!
Whereas 5 0 refers to the police generally, Johnny 5 0 is slang for a specific cop- as in, the 5 0 are on their way to arrest you, but Johnny 5 0 is the guy who actually puts you in those cuffs.
I was walking down the street minding my own business, when Johnny 5 0 popped up outta nowhere and asked me for my ID. Naturally, I got the fuck outta dodge as fast as I could.
In the amazing band Hollywood Undead or HU.
Known as Johnny 3
He is known as the server in HU.
Johnny 3 Tears in Dead in Ditches; Don't get us wrong we only made this song, to make you feel hard when you hit the bong. When the 40`s up and then the 40`s gone, to Lick shots kill cops, to a hip hop song. So pull them toasters out them holsters, pull that shirt right off your shoulders, pull that 9 this is how you hold her, pull that trigger, H U soldiers.
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Someone who constantly talks about the same thing over and over again as if they had no idea that they were notorious for talking about the same thing over and over again.
"I hate to be a one note johnny but goddamn, <insert hockey reference here>"
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A way to infer that a woman has an old worn out vagina. The full phrase would hypothetically be "Johnny Bench called, he wants his catcher's mitt back."
My girlfriend: "I told you 23 times to pick up my dry cleaning and take out the trash!!!!"
Me: "Johnny Bench called..."
My Girlfriend "What does that mean?"
Me: "What?"
My Girlfriend: "Who is Johnny Bench?"
Me: "Whats my Jdate password?"
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Johnny the Homicidal Maniac is a comic made by Jhonen Vasques, who also made Invader Zim, Squee, and many more. It revolves around a man named Johnny. C (Or Nny, pronounced Knee) who is indeed a Homicidal Maniac. He tends to kill those who irritate him in the slightest (For turning the BrainFreezy machine off at 2AM). He resides in the house number 777. A single story house with a maze of a basement, filled with torture devices and bodies to fill them. He kills his victims and drains them of there blood for painting a wall, in which case if he doesn’t the 'thing' will escape. Johnny is plagued by voices named Nailbunny, Mr. Fuck, and Phycodoughboy. Nailbunny representing the closest thing Nny has to a voice of reason, Mr. Fuck tends to tell Nny to just kill himself and get it all over with, while Phyco tends to tell Nny to go out and kill someone else and feed his wall. Later in the comics Nny ends up dead taking a trip to heaven and hell and finding them to his distaste. Also learning that he is a 'wastelock' something that takes up all the human negativity and filters it. He is sent back to earth with this information and doubts weather it was real or just some dream. Nny then starts for trying to find freedom by not feeling, in which a new voice tried to make Johnny Feel. Its a wondrous little comic with an interesting message laid in think with the blood.
Johnny the Homocidal Maniac is an good book to read
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