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A J-Turd is an uncommon occurence that happens whilst dropping a deuce. What happens is, your turd exits the anus, also known as the turd cutter, and forms a "J" shape that then curves up and touches the bottom of your genetalia (i.e Scrotum or Labia) This can lead to stinky genetalia and some turd spots. Other common side-effects are corn or peanuts stuck in your pubic hair.
Kolton: Dude, I was at home yesterday dropping a huge dump from all that McDonald's I ate and I let out a nasty J-Turd. I still haven't gotten it all out from my bush!
Isaac: Wow dude, that's sick. Don't talk to me anymore.
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Daddy j is a boy that has 2 tone drip can dress and makes all da girls dream of him at night and if he wants the girl he gets THAT girl. He is also irresistible yahhhh.
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Expression created on Twitter by users wishing to disavow Todd Phillips’ 2019 film “Joker.”
“I can’t believe people are going to see J*ker. It’s like sooo violent...”
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Getting caught furiously wanking in a public toilet.
I got done for J-Birding in the strip club last night. They are suing me for indecent exposure!
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Another term for anal sex, inspired by Julius Erving's signature basketball move.
When driving towards the goal, Dr. J would often jump parallel with the baseline. While in the air, he would reach around and jam the ball into the rim from behind the backboard. His method of entry from the rear became his signature move, which resulted in him receiving much attention from women, which resulted in Dr. J (allegedly) entering said women from the rear. They loved it.
Guy 1: I heard Gabe bought an authentic Dr. J jersey on Ebay today. What's up with that?
Guy 2: He had anal sex with a woman last night. He jammed it in from behind like Dr. J. Straight up Dr. J'ed her. The Dr. J jersey is like the scarlet letter, only the opposite.
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This is a man among men. He's passionate and strong. His ambition ever growing and always progressing. His strengths would be described as his ability to remain humble, his ability to adapt to his surroundings, his friendliness and willingness to talk to strangers, and his love for the things that matter most in his life; God, family, and his super adorable girlfriend. If seeing a J-Miller on the street, approach him with a smile, and possibly even a warm hug. But beware, on pay day this untamed beast of a man will buy all the sickest gaming devices to further build his strength as an Elite Gamer. He is unstoppable, and can only be tamed by the love of a beautiful LSU student.
"Dude, I saw J-miller today with his super sick psp and his super cute girlfriend."
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A person who strives to use all their power to do everything and anything Japanese. They 'teach' them self how to read and write the language and hopelessly immerse in the culture to one day become the object of their desire.
Person 1: Hey you know Timmy? Well he saw naruto and now he's eating sushi, ramen, reading and watching anime and taught himself 3 words and now says he's Japanese.
Person 2: Goodness he's such A J-Whore!
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