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The unexpected very strong high from weak marijuana; getting unusually drunk from fewer drinks than usual, very surprisingly.
Dude, Matt's on the floor already? Yeah, that Jack really pony-kicked him. What a pussy.
Want another hit? No, dog, I'm pony-kicked on this shit, what the funk?
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When A Man upsets his wife/girlfrriend he does not get sex for a week or so. Expression coming from -
A little boy comes home from school and is walking in the front yard, he kicks a pig then walks some more, kicks a cow, and goes inside. His mother saw all this.
Mom- I saw What you did. For kicking the pig no bacon for a week, and for kicking the cow, no milk for a week.
Dad walks in the house and kicks the cat.
Boy- Should i tell him or should you?
Jeff- How are you and stephanie?
Mike- Not good, i broke her mothers antique vase.
Jeff- DAMN, you sure are kicking the cat !
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Derived from "kicks ass". Means to kick ass so much that no other can kick ass any more. I, kelly, have created it, not you, or you, or you. ME.
"dude!! that is the kick assiest guitar I have ever seen!"
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The idea of gettin' really high from weed followed by a large pizza!
Person A: Let's kick it nigga!
Person B: Fasho! I'll get the green, you get pepperoni!
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Getting not only kicked in the nuts, but the whole junk.
This phrase came to me in a dream. I pissed someone off, and they said "I will shoot you in the face and kick you in the piss"
Coldhandedman made someone mad, and got kicked in the piss
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Taking a full bong hit to the dome causing you to choke, hitting it so hard it feels like you got kicked by a donkey.
Whos ready to get kicked?....
Donkey kicked!!!
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1. To kick the gong: To smoke opium (from Chinese opium dens of the last century where customers struck a gong to make the attendant come and bring them a pipe).
2. To mastubate (if you're male).
1. Lyrics from "Minnie The Moocher" (30's jazz hit for Cab Calloway):
She messed around with a bloke named Smokie
She loved him though he was cokey
He took her down to Chinatown
And showed her how to kick the gong around
2. She gave me such a case of blue balls last night I couldn't wait to get home to kick the gong.
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