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a fat autistic angry 18 year old whom lives in las vegas whom still cant get over his 14 year old ex girlfriend. he may also be the shooter in the las vegas shooting.
matthew shaver is pathetic
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A life-long loser. 30 year old man still stuck in high school. Secretly gay. Someone who wishes to become a Broadway star, but ends up being a high school theatre teacher instead.
-"Hey dude where's your Varsity jacket?"
"Aw, Matthew Peters stole it again."
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A typical white-ass fuckboy who always has messy hair and cheap, common, striped vans shoes and cheap earbuds listening to music thinking he is 'hawt'.
Always carries some types of drugs and highly possible to be addicted to it.
Usually can be seen hitting on a different girl every few days, or weeks.
Extremely low on intelligence, almost impossible to make conversations with.
Extremely hostile, inconsiderate, unworthy, marginal, immature.
Usually can be seen with a small, cheap scooter on a skate park or snapchatting other girls craving for attention.
Be careful of him!
He is a danger!
"Oh, he is totally a matthew smith, stay away from him."
"You have a crush on matthew smith? Well, you will regret your lifetime."
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An amazing person with huge intelligence and brain capacity. Essentially the most superior form of an Asian.
Nobody is greater than Matthew Lee!
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A so called god of myspace. And in the top ten on youtube. Has soo many friends on myspace that all added him because he is hot.
All his friends on the site are emos who think it's cool too to be emo and go too starbucks.
Matthew Lush has too have his myspace page theme always changed to whatever is the latest rad thing too do.
Ha thinks he looks cool with a giant cup of starbucks coffe covering half his page.
He thinks he's different because he drinks it, but in actual fact tons of preps like to go to starbucks.
People say he is such an inspiration because he has spent a lot of time trying to convince the world too be vegan/vegetarian.
But the people who say he is an inspiration know that matthew just does it for attention and does not actually care about animals.
They also know that they are just complimenting him so they can try get his attention and feel really rad when their emo friends see that Matthew Lush has commented them.
Matthew Lush and his myspace is just one big empire of fake peoples who are in desperate need of some attention!!!!Everything about him and the friends on his space is fake. He is only preaching about vegetarian too look cool.
He claims too care so much about others yet all his top friends are so hot or sexy.
He bases people on their looks. And seems too only talk too the good looking ones who comment his page.
Matthew Lush: I feel like a iced tea
Followers: Oh wow your so cool! you like iced tea and your gay and you think your hot. That is like so hot and rad. I'm so sad your gay :( like you are like raddddddddd
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An actor who had ONE good movie (Ferris Bueller's Day Off) and has done a terrible job of acting in every other movie since then.
Guy 1: "Wow, Matthew Broderick has to be the most unconvincing and boring actor on the face of the planet."
Guy 2: "He may even be more boring than Keanu Reeves..."
Guy 1: "That's...quite impossible, actually."
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A lanky piece of shit who has no sense of humour, he has no idea how to spell anything. He thinks he is good at football when realistically he is not because he can't decide whether to pick up a ball or kick it away so he let it go in the goal and he lost his team the game. He doesn't know how to make his sandwiches but he tells everyone he made them him-self so he looks like a big man. Basically, if we come to a conclusion about Matthew Brand, and if you know him, then we feel really really really sorry for you and we take pity on you. His parents don't love him and they bought him a grandpa watch, he tried being cool by smoking when he didn't even inhale anything so we took the piss out of him. He thinks he knows everything about the economy but he has no idea about the economy.
Geoff Smith: "Come on, let's go out!"
Brad Jones: "No! Matthew Brand is gonna be there, he is wasteman!"
Geoff Smith: "Oh yeah! Shit! I forgot, he is a complete battyboy and wasteman. Bun going near that rastaclaart"
Brad Jones: "Told ya bruv! Who wants to go near him?! He always tries to act like a big man, manz hate manz like that G!"
Geoff Smith: "Yeah alright then safe. Let's go shisha in London, that wasteman aint gonna be there :D"
Brad Jones: "Yeah yeah safe"
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