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Rubbing ones genitals in a quick exciting fashion to fruition like a Rhesus monkey. This act would happen several times an hour.
He went to his bedroom and performed monkey style after seeing the lingerie ads for Macy's.
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A reaction of dissatisfaction.
stop being a crap monkey.
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crap monkies, I can't find my phone.
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A person who belongs in a ghetto. Exhibits behavior socially related to those of a lower social economic strata. Behaviors are affectations to gain acceptance with other social groups
That girl is such a ghetto monkey.
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I worker that does nothing all day except fix phone's. A thing that a child could do. A gravy train sort of job.
Receptionist "My phone is broke can some monkey come and fix it?"
phone monkey "It'll be about two days."
Receptionist "Don't worry, some passing five year old sorted it for me"
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Iron Cobra 40 oz. + Sparks Energy Drink = Trash Monkey
Alcoholic combo drink. This drink is based on a brass monkey but has been modified into a better tasting combo. First, buy a forty oz. of Iron Cobra, or any other malt liquor, also purchase a Sparks alcoholic energy drink. Next, open the forty and drink it to the lable. Following this, open your Sparks and at an angle dump the contents of the Sparks into your forty. After all of the Sparks has made it into the forty, put the cap back on give it a flip and procede to drink.
Man, that Trash-Monkey I drank last night kicked my ass.
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Pleasuring one's self near the groin area.
"I found a picture of my ex-girlfriend nude and my mother caught me beating the monkey."
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One who clings to the butt of another as a monkey clings to a tree, a butt-kisser.
I can't beleive you bought a birthday present for your boss, you are such a butt-monkey.
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