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When a man with a large member engages in intercourse with a hot petite female who is willing to take it in all holes.
"See that little bitch over there? We did the monster mash last weekend and she's still limping."
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noun. An unattractive woman with an unpleasant personality. A woman void of attractive characteristics.
My boss looks like an overweight troll doll that has been in the dryer with a dead dog for several days and she openly hates gay people. She is a cunt monster.
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a fat person who is no stranger to the buffet car. Should wear a t-shirt that says "I will only get out of my chair for food". Someone so fat they have their own post/zip code.
a: "Shall we go to the shop get some lunch?"
b: "Suppose we better ask the Buffet Monster if it wants any more whole chickens to chew?"
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A person who has an insatiable craving for penis in their mouth. Hence, BANANA MONSTER.
That girl blew every guy on her team. She's a real banana monster!!
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Someone who is able to tear the sleeves off a shirt with ease, grace, and power.
"I wish I could show off my massive biceps but these sleeves keep covering the goods."
"You should call the Sleeve Monster, George. He crushes it every time!"
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When you know someone has a specific problem and you try to offer them advice to fix it, but they only persist in putting even more energy into the problem. Therefore, the problem grows in size.
You know that she is obsessed with you and you say that you have no feelings for her, so why would you continue to feed the monster by constantly hanging out with her.
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