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Mouse Pussy

A small, tight vagina (pussy)

"Damn I tried to fuck last night, but it wouldn't go in!"

"Why?"

"She had a mouse pussy"

by SweetCookieCake August 14, 2019


golden mouse club

Elite Group of Treasure Coast LaN party members...

Roy is not in the Golden Mouse Club...

by fookme April 19, 2004


Southern Brunswick Mouse Maneuver

The act of inserting a colleagues' pc mouse into the own vagina in order to show dominance over that bitch.

Colleague A: "E. is being a real snitch again!"
Colleague B: "Guess it's time for another Southern Brunswick Mouse Maneuver."

by Albfred July 20, 2017


Mouse-Bummed

Alternative to rat-arsed, especially when you're really drunk and forget that you are drunk.

Steven: Let's get mouse-bummed Jeff.

Jeff: Don't you mean rat-arsed Steven? Yh! I think you've already had too much to drink.

by legendballers August 1, 2022


grassy mouse

The fictional manifestation of a fuzzy Coochie.

Her grassy mouse was caught , in the bread basket.

by GinngerLove February 1, 2018


Mickey Mouse hu

A Mickey Mouse hookup is a hookup a person got that is considered to be obtained through an unfairly easy path and is therefore discredited.

Paulina Morris earned a Mickey Mouse HU in 2021. He faced a drunk Ralfs and a Down Bad Aryan Sharda.

by Balodis July 26, 2021


one eyed mouse wearing a turtle neck

Another word for "penis."

Wow!!! His one eyed mouse wearing a turtle neck is weird...

by Trousermouse December 12, 2017