A term coined from True Capitalist Radio/The Ghost Show, Musical Blasphemy refers to the remixes anyone can put up on Radio Graffiti/Mediashare for laughs, as it could be considered a type of trolling.
Ghost: WHAT IS THIS MUSICAL BLASPHEMY~!?
Any Enya, Yanni, John Tesh type of music. Stuff you'd expect to find in day spas where colonics are routine.
Felix: MAN! I was scared to get that hose up my ass, but that colonic music calmed me down.
Dennis: Who was it?
Felix: Enya...Only Time.
Songs with lyrics that YOU do not understand.
Bwanbale: Why you lisaan to Ugandan opera, ha? Wha iz yo problam, brotha?
Chad: Be quiet and let me enjoy my World Music!
Bwanbale: That's nat wha we call it heah!
A genre of music that haunts many souls. If you live in the Southern part of the United States and hate the genre, you are pretty much asking for death.
Northern Person 1: I guess its your turn to choose the music for the car trip.
Southern Person 2: Okay, I know exactly what to put on! *Turns on a Country Music Playlist, and Big Green Tractor begins playing*
Northern Person 1: *Crashes car due to the horrible music blaring through the speakers.*
Euphemism for going on a Tinder date.
Erlend: sorry I couldn't join you guys yesterday. I had to rehearse for a TenSing musical.
Fredrik: really? Because we had eyes on you and a very cute blonde at Laundromat...
Erlend: folds all right, I was at a Tinder date.
Everybody: hahahaha
Music from 2014 to now also it sucks
OLD MUSIC RULES
Modern music sucks
A way to formally address drill music. Often used by boomers who hate any form of UK rap in this specification: UK Drill music
You: “Alexa, play Digga D - Chingy”
Boomer: “Turn off that prison music!”
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