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Alligator on Myspace

1) a super predator- arming a very able predator with the ultimate predator's tool.
2) a fauxsteria- a media created fake hysteria, other examples include shark attacks and avian flu.
3) a superlative amount of fake fear.

Derived from all the "news" stories covering predators trolling myspace and the stories about alligators killing Floridians both local and national news covered in May 2006.

1) Don't let Timmy hang out with Uncle John, he's practically an alligator on myspace.
2) Have you heard about all these rabbit attacks, it's all just alligators on myspace.
3) I rode the teacups at Disney World, wow that was totally alligators on myspace.

by Swygz May 22, 2006

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myspace time

Something you say when you log-in to myspace. Similar to the Miller Time deal.

Steve: It's "MySpace Time"
Randy: I guess that kid is on myspace again... set em up!!!

by Lil Duff 2008 June 16, 2008

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myspace whore

someone who post comments on video just to try and get more friends

Damn i hate it when jenny get myspace whore ish.

by Dakota W. July 23, 2008

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myspace pimping

(v) - When an individual, usually a loser or a pretty boy who just got dumped, goes on Myspace and looks for girls -- generally in his area -- and proceeds to "mack" on them on their myspace.

- Yo, I heard Dominick got dumped by Julia.

- Yeah, he's Myspace Pimping now.

- Hah! What a fag.

by AC August 3, 2006

17๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


Myspace thug

A Myspace thug is someone who talks big over Myspace but will never actually act out their grandiose threats. Generally a female who has found out that her boyfriend has been sending messages to another girl on Myspace will begin threatening the other female in the hopes that the girl will stop sending messages to her boyfriend. Sometimes the 'other female' is the one who begins threatening the girlfriend of the guy she's been conversing with just for fun.

2 Sexxii 4 U sends a message to Ur MAN WaNtS ME! after she hijacks her boyfriend's account and find out that they've been messaging each other for weeks.

*2 Sexxii 4 U: Why are you sending messages to my boyfriend?
*Ur MAN WaNtS ME!: First of all your man starting sending me messages first!
*2 Sexxii 4 U: Listen up bitch, you'd better stop talking to him before I find you and beat your ass!
*Ur MAN WaNtS ME!: I'm not afraid of you! Meet me in the park at 8 o'clock tonight and we'll settle this!
*2 Sexxii 4 U: Oh I'll be there. You'd better be ready because I'm going to beat you so bad you skanky bitch!

(8:30p.m in the park)Ur MAN WaNtS ME! is patiently waiting. Finally she begins to walk back home. "I knew she wouldn't show up. She's just a Myspace thug!"

by Sids4Less August 24, 2008

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MySpace Tracker

The other listed definition is correct, but I happen to know of one that does exist and definitely works. It's just that profile trackers are supposedly against the MySpaz Terms of Service, something to do with how you're not supposed to be able to secretly view other people's IP address without their knowledge. Violating the TOS could get your laboriously pimped profile page deleted.

Used in a sentence: "That stalker used his MySpace Tracker to get my IP address. He found it with his Myspace Tracker and matched it to my home address. So now my computer has a virus and I have a disease. I put a Myspace Tracker in my profile now too."

I'm only putting this part in so you know I am not bullshitting you, but for the record I get nothing out of this. No profit motive here. That said...
Unless they have changed it, the profile tracker that actually works can be found at www.hitslink.com
The rest, and all the ones you hear about in the Bulletins on Myspaz, will give you Computer Herpes and shit like that.

by PANiC! in my Pants February 2, 2007

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Old on Myspace

When a bunch of old people (adults) join a social networking sites such as Myspace and ruin it for the teenagers on it, they then move to a new site like Facebook.

My mom is old on Myspace, so I switched to Facebook to avoid embarrassment.

by plug19197 July 1, 2009

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