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Nerd Cred

The points you get by doing nerdy things. Makes you cooler and able to have lengthy discussions with other nerds.

"My nerd cred is going to significantly diminish if I don't see the Doctor Who finale tonight!"

by ChameleonCircuit1963 December 18, 2011

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Neo-Nerd

A new evolution of the traditional nerd, the neo-nerd is one who grew up being bullied for various social offenses of the day (ie. playing Dungeons and Dragons, playing a β€œwussy instrument” like the tuba, collecting stamps, etc.) and now as an adult assimilates into society and uses the skills or knowledge from his nerd experiences to make life better for the greater public. The very essence of what it is to be cool in the modern age.

Wow! That neo-nerd just fixed my iPhone and didn't charge me for it.

by Two Dorky Dads December 3, 2016

10πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


safety nerd

A person who lives, breathes and thinks about workplace safety to an unhealthy and unsociable extent. Always on the lookout to get "musculo-skeletal disorder" into ordinary conversation in the deluded hope the person listening will be impressed. Avoided at parties.

"I thought we'd get something done in the meeting, but it was wall-to-wall safety nerds: I thought my brain was going to explode after an hour.

by ColF July 6, 2006

9πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Nerd's nest

A tangled cluster of wires resembling a bird's nest, usually but not necessarily found at the back of a computer.

I tried to unplug my old mouse, but its such a nerd's nest back there that my speakers came unplugged.

by Hari March 1, 2005

9πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Nerd Sex

When two Nerds hold hands or cuddle

"are they going out?"

"No, they're just having nerd sex"

by COOLGUYYANO January 22, 2012

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Nerd Flirt

when two nerds who obviously like each other are incredibly socially inept and attempt to flirt with each other while talking about extrememly nerdy things. nerd flirting often includes talking about classes or homework while awkwardly laughing, blushing, and looking away. When two nerds nerd flirt they might push up their glasses or even right an awkward note and have a friend deliver said note to the nerd flirtee. While nerd flirting the nerds practically avoid all physical contact, no hugging or kissing. Watching a nerd flirt can be extremely obvious especially if the afore mentioned nerds try to include you in the awkward flirting to make them feel more comfortable.

Look! Watch Jessica nerd flirt with Noah over there!

by The one behind you!!! January 22, 2010

20πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Anime Nerd

Anime nerds come in all different types. There isn't just one way you can group them.
I am an anime nerd, yes. But that doesn't mean that I insert random Japanese words into my sentences, pretend to be Japanese, and I certainly am able to talk about something BESIDES anime.

You see, there are sensible anime fans out there. You just have to look. Sometimes, you won't even know somebody likes it because they never talk about it. We're not all obnoxious and we don't throw a tantrum when people say they don't like anime.

Please don't group us all into the stereotype being that we're all creepy and stupid. Try to get to know us a little before you decide one anime fan is just like another.

Yeah, I'm an anime nerd. Am I going to talk to you constantly about anime, pretend to be Japanese, and be ignorant about the culture? No.

by Peabrain October 2, 2012

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