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When you fucking a woman so hard that your balls keep slapping against her asshole
I fucked Brooke so hard last night my balls were Alabama Door Knockers
When you wake up in a Mexican jail cell with your asshole on fire and a failed clown, a masked luchadore, and your 7th grade gym teacher from twenty years ago smile creepily at you.
Marco wakes up confused by his surroundings. MARCO: " Oh my god, I'm in jail and my asshole is on fire." The Failed clown toots his clown horn twice. FAILED CLOWN: "Congratulations... you've just experienced an Alabama goat rope. And you're in Mexico." MARCO: "Is that Mr. Hines, my 7th grade gym teacher? FAILED CLOWN: " Yes, he's the reason for your burning asshole." A masked luchadore squeezes the clown horn. Everyone laughs...except Marco.
A hot pocket from the state of Alabama. Nothing more.
Damn this pepperoni Alabama hot pocket is good
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the art of seperating the vagina lips and taking a shat inside (and possibly having sex with it afterwards)
Shanya decided her vagina needed some lube so her boyfriend performed an alabama hot pocket.
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When a person or group of people line the bed of a pickup truck with a tarp, fill it with water, and relax in it. They also may suck each others dick's.
It's so hot today, I might have to grab a tarp and turn my Chevy into an Alabama Hot Tub and suck a dudes dick.
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Alabama Booty Call is a sexual maneuver. It must happen whilst a male and female partner are partaking in intercourse.
The male partner takes the female partner's cellphone, sets it to vibrate, then inserts it into the female's rectum. The male partner then begins having vaginal sex. A few moments later, while the male's penis is still stimulating the vagina, the male calls the cellphone inside the female's rectum, makes her take it out of her own rectum, makes her answer the phone, and has her talk "dirty" to him.
I used the 'Alabama Booty Call' on Sherry last night.
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when a guy has two chicks, one lined up behind him and one in line with his penis. He then puts a strap on on backwords and fucks both of the girls. every pelvic thrust his penis is inserted and when he pulls out the strap on is inserted.
i had these two chicks last night tht taught me a new sex move
its called the alabama double dog and it rly gets girls off
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