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Yes don't believe her, especially if her name is Stacy. If she seems to be a little too happy after her 3 day "business trip" while blubbering away nonsense when you ask her about details that might be a red flag.
Jane, why is my girl so happy after her business trip, do girls love working hard that much? Well if the "business trip" gave
her the right kind of hard work then yes, some girls enjoy it. ;-(
So again if she says she went on a business trip don't believe her unless she feels miserable afterwards and talks about her awful business trip.
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When you type a bunch of nonsense such as ',./;'#-=', and then Urban Dictionary crashes, you find this page.
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Me: bugger off
perhaps the most offensive and all-encompasing insult ever conceived. either Portugese or Afrikaans in origin.
dude1: go on, say "you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog"
dude2: you were born from your mother's assho <dude1 punches 2 in face>
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Some people, probably: OMGZ AN ERROR!?!? SO ANNOYING UGH I H8 URBAN ICTONARUY!!
He'll understand
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Sore shoulder from performing many hand shakes
I've been so busy networking this week I've got business shoulder from all the handshakes
A Chipmunk like individual fed with a silver spoon as a baby, who at school intimidated those he considered less fortunate than himself and went on to be educated at university specialising in learning vocabulary to an unnecessarily high standard.
In order to impress, he mastered an uncanny ability for repeatedly dropping words into every conversation, words that only he understands. On occasions, these words will be duplicated to a point where nobody has the faintest idea what he is talking about.
He is easily impressed by empty responses to his regularly posted pompous drivel on various social media platforms which tend to be followed by equally delusional individuals.
Difficult financial situations within the company are created by the ill judged and ultimately fatal decisions he makes during the crusade to fuel his ego and gain recognition as a business leader for which he has absolutely no knowledge, let alone ability to achieve.
When faced with difficult situations which require confronting with determination and commitment, he has an unrivalled ability to speedily retreat and disappear without trace. Occasionally, he comes out under the cover of darkness to pillage and pilfer the product of his employees hard work.
His response to a position of financial adversity is not to seek a solution for his employees and their families but simply to abdicate his responsibility by handing his dummy to the Administrator
As the business misleader the company wont last long with me in charge