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-similiar to the term "schnookums" but with a more realistic spin
-A silly, cutesy name used to show affection to people and pets. It is especially overly used with boyfriends and tiny dogs.
What shall I ever do without my cookie muffin?
It’s when their are little shits caught in your butt hair and it looks like chocolate chips
Damn I don’t want to eat you ass it looks like an asshole cookie
Attaining the wanted object from an opponent in any type of athletic event, especially soccer and basketball. When attempting to attain said object it is common to utter the phrase, "Cookie cookie cookie!" as the Cookie Monster from Sesame St. often exclaimed.
"Damn he stole the ball right off his foot!"
"Yeah, he's been taking cookies all night!"
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Give your girl a cleveland steamer then skeet all over her. Order is not important.
I gave my girl some cookies and cream last night.
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Replying with the phrase "tough cookies" to a statement, is a way of displaying your sympathy in a young hip manor.
See also "Tough luck".
A: "My mom just died."
B: "Tough cookies."
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The cookie that you make by cuming inside a bowl of warm cookie dough, baking it at a steaming 350 degrees and making your bitch eat it
Jessica: I'm feeling pretty hungry.
Alice: Tom makes some pretty incredible sticky cookies.
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A woman's vagina is often referred to as "the cookie" but I believe a woman's anatomy has many "cookies" or "sweet treats" if you will. When a woman says she’s got cookies burning, she means that her "cookies" or "sweet treats" burn with desire for the object of her affection.
That man has got my cookies burning! Someone get me a fire extinguisher!
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