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reference to clitoris based on shape and pliability resembling a noodle. Area of high arousal of women.
I got her squealing by playing with her magic noodle.
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A good pun to break the ice when someone sees you fucking the dog
"Oh my God what are you doing!?"
"Don't worry I've just hot a poodle noodle, it just looks like that"
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Term referring to a Sword Fight (when two errect penises clash in a manner resembling an actual sword fight), but the penises in question are both flaccid.
"Hey dude, how'd you get that bruise on your dick?"
"Kian and I got into a noodle fight last night."
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Also know as chop sticks
The food in the takeout bag didn't have any noodle sticks.
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When a group of males places their flaccid penises in the mouth of another person.
1. "We gave Julien a noodle salad while he was passed out drunk last night."
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A heterosexual woman who turns lesbian because she gets tired of licking limp dicks
After a career of being a noodle licker, Bonnie is now happy w/ Jane's soft taco.
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Long ago to test if noodles were fully cooked for speghetti, a chef would throw pasta noodles against a wall to see if they would stick. If they stuck, it meant it was ready for consumption.
A noodle thrower is a male/female who cast out like a net, texts, but single text to several of their on again, off again, could of been, should of been, potentials and ect that at one point was interested in a relationship. The texter looks to see who text back a reply. Then those who do, are now readily available for him/her to waste even more time.
A Noodle Thrower is moving in on you when you look at your text and see repetitive sentances that make you wonder if the texter is texting more than one person having a generic conversation saying the same lines a few times over and over. He/she is now throwing around so many text that he/she cant keep people straight from his/her catches of the moment giving him/her attention.
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