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A place filled with pot smokers and hippies, somewhere in Northern California. You never wanna move there. Very small, filled with smoke and broken dreams. People come here to get high, or die emotionally. Or both. The only plus side is that you can get super big ice-creams here for really cheap!
Me: I hate my life so I'll move to North San Juan.
Kate: Okay.
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The hickest town in ALL of history. Everybody knows everybody, but hates each other at the same time. Also known as Drama Town.
I hate Leland, North Carolina!
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These girl were born in North Carolina and are proud of their home town. They are gorgeous inside and out. They're the best friend you could ever have. They love with all their heart and are very hospitable. NC girls also know their way around a kitchen and can cook better than your mama. If you come across a North Carolina Girl you better hold on to her tight!
"You haven't ever lived until you've been loved by a Carolina Girl"
"North Carolina Girls, best in the world"
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gettin creamed on by peter north
boy was mikey's face white after he received a peter north cumbath
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A non-violent, tennis dominating, technically adept massive that reigns between the Butterfly Pavillian and the railroad track in Westminster Colorado.
Their arch rivals are a south side gang called "marketing" and another gang that simply goes by "P.M."
Gail: I am trying to force the North Side Commandaz to ssshhhhh build the software I want them to build but sssshhhhhh they won't do what I ask and treat me like a fool. If we build an impossible to implement GUI and blame the Commandaz ssssssshhhhh for it sucking we can get them all fired and I will be the most powerful PM in the land. ssssshhhhhh
Pawan: Maybe if you pay my company a lot of money to create mockups of the work they are to do you can control the North Side Commandaz and we will both win.
Gail: Maybe but we're O-fer $75k doing that so far, are you sure it will ssssshhhhh work? sssshhhhhhh
Pawan: Trust me, I will control the mockups and provide no help to the 'Commandaz.
Gail: sssssshhhhhh
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Large public university in Raleigh, North Carolina. Home to over 30,000 students, it's the largest university in the state. Noted for fantastic Engineering, Agricultural, and Design programs.
Athletic excellence is stressed, as Wolfpack teams regularly defeat competitors in the ACC, most notably UNC and Duke. Duke sucks.
We're the red and white from State
And we know we are the best
A hand behind our back
We can take on all the rest
Go to hell Carolina
Devils 'n' Deacs stand in line
The red and white from NC State
GO STATE
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Located small town in Northeast PA that has grown exponentially in the past few years thank to a large influx of people from New Jersey and New York. Everyone comes in from the city and expects to have some kind of respect or status because theyre from BX or BK, like we really give a damn. Nearly half the white kids believe they are black, when clearly they are not. The teachers (mostly younger at the school are someone you are very likely to run into at a college party - very awkward. The high school football team never wins, more people show up to basketball games than football games, teachers there have been known to sleep with each other then leave theyre spouses and children for another teacher, the high school is called East Stroudsburg North though it is really located in Bushkill, PA and the adress reads Dingmans Ferry, PA. The lunches had to be revised becuase students are too fucking fat, guidance counselors are unhappy middle-aged women, and upperclassmen fall under the spell of skanky little freshman slores, usually named corinne. Almost 5 girls are pregnant every year. Teachers have also had relationships with students. You hear stories about someone getting caught fingering his girlfriend in class. We have the ugliest cheerleading team ever, the poorest homecoming decorations & floats ever, and the only pep rally we have becomes a goddamn dance party. The rival high school is East Stroudsburg South, and their whole athletic population is on steroids. Any bit of news travels down the mountain in no time, everyone eventually finds everything out. Our local mall is smaller than the Wal Mart. Wal Mart for some unknown reason is also a hangout for dense teenagers that have nothing to do at 2 AM. The local college, East Stroudsburg University, is a hot spot for senior high school students to get theyre party on.
"So did you hear about Js party on Friday?"
"No whattabout it?"
"Its an open invite, EVERYONES going!"
...a few hours after the party unwinds, everyone gets kicked out becuase of ridiculous amounts of assholes showing up.
"You know that student teacher, new to East Stroudsburg North?"
"Yeah..."
"I ran into him at an ESU party last weekend..."
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