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The Mega Jerk is a most rare and strange person. Any decent Mega Jerk will be found hanging out around DDR machines, masturbating in public restrooms, and perhaps even eating huge quantities of various foods at Hometown Buffet. Mega Jerks are to be avoided if possible, as they may size you up, decide they like the look of you, and rape you on the spot.
Never tempt a Mega Jerk with the appeal of banana bread, for the effects may be horrific. Damn.
You. YOU sir, are a Mega Jerk.
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A young kid or someone that could still be considered a punk ass kid who is rude, disrespectful or just generally unpleasant. Often abbreviated as being a "PJ". Those who earn the title as a punk jerk are often times angered by the phrase and will protest its usage. Due to the nature of the term it is considered safe enough to use in a public setting without sounding overly harsh but still being able to convey the message of annoyance towards one's attitude or demeanor. People who answer sarcastically when asked questions or never give you a straight answer are punk jerks.
Can also be used to describe someone who can be considered mature but often acts like someone who is much younger.
Friend 1: Did you drive my car last and not put any gas in it?
Friend 2: Idk
Friend 1: Why didn't you refill the tank?
Friend 2: Not my car, not my responsibility.
Friend 1: Don't be a punk jerk
Friend 2: DON'T CALL ME A PJ!
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Friend 1: Play it cool around that girl, I want to ask her out.
Friend 2: Ayo bitch dis nig wants you
Friend 1: Stop being such a PJ, you're like 40
Friend 2: My parents never really loved me that's all.
Friend 1: Stop with the bullshit sarcasm and act your age punk jerk.
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Masturbation using chicken eggs as the lubrication.
That guy smells like poultry, he must have just gotten done chicken jerking.
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the sound a man makes whilst he skeets his load on a womans face.
Missy: he had the loudest jerk grunt last night!
jaime: did he skeet in yur mouth?
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On a bifurcated penis, performing a blow job on one side, while performing a handjob on the other side.
I can’t wait for this bifurcation to heal so I can get a good slurp and jerk!
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Online jerking each other off
I wanted to have an e-jerking session with him on Skype, but he wasn't online.
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A soft jerk is the act of jerking off with a flacid(soft) penis. A soft jerk usually begins when someone fails to cum a second time while attempting to jerk off one more time before their penis goes soft, but they’re in too deep to stop now.
A soft jerk can be frustrating because it feels like you’ll never reach the end even after a solid 10 minutes of trying. Eventually your arm will probably get tired and you’ll start to feel extremely hot, this is the critical point where you decide whether to just give up and push through the pain to your final orgasm.
The orgasm resulting from a soft jerk usually doesn’t feel like it was worth it at all, with the orgasm being short and the feeling very muted. Chances are you’ll feel extremely tired after a soft jerk and wish to take a nap. For this reason, soft jerks are best done at night before bed so that you don’t have to worry about not having energy enough to go about your day.
Person: Fuck. I wanted to cum again before my dick went soft but I couldn’t make it. I’m in too deep now, best try and do a quick soft jerk
10 minutes later
Person: it’s been 10 minutes and nothing... what the hell?! My arm is getting tired
10 more minutes later
Person: It’s coming!... well that was disappointing. I feel like taking a nap now...
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