Chris Brown

Gay

Wow he's so Chris Brown.

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brown trout

Piece of crap that is so big it won't flush, even after repeated flushes.

Jim left a brown trout in the toilet.

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Brown Danny

when you or a person you're sexing dips your penis into nutella and names it danny

"Dude she gave me a brown danny last night, it felt so nice"

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Brown Unicorn

When one straps a dildo to ones forehead and bangs another in the ass. Neighing and frolicking in the process.

Sven worked the brown unicorn on my turd cutter like Legend last night.

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Brown Towel

When one uses a towel to wipe after defecating, not out of necessity, but personal preference.

Typically denied by some who claim the towels are used for sex.

"Why do you use so many towels?"

"For post-coital cleanup."

"Yeah right, you're using brown towels."

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James Brown

Known to many (with good reason!) as "the Godfather of Soul", James Brown was born May 3, 1933 in Macon, GA, USA. He is an all time R&B legend, with over 116 charted hits during his career. He has 96 top 100 hits.

Well known James Brown lyrics:

"This is a man's world, this is a man's world
But it wouldn't be nothing, nothing without a woman or a girl"

"Whoa-oa-oa! I feel good, I knew that I would, now
I feel good, I knew that I would, now
So good, so good, I got you"

"Come here sister.....Papa's in the swing
He ain't too hip...about that new breed babe
He ain't no drag
Papa's got a brand new bag"

"Get up, (get on up)
Get up, (get on up)
Stay on the scene, (get on up), like a sex machine, (get on up)"

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brown brothers

Three friends. At least one must be Indian.

Bill: "Those two white boys aren't brown brothers!"
John: "Hell yes they are! Don't you see that Indian boy with them?"

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