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Where all horny people get a fair trial before going to horny jail.
A horny lawyer is always present.
Being extremely horny typically from lack of sex and knowing that you’ll never be able to have sex again with your partner because they have passed away. This term is very close in relation to ‘Sad Horny’ as you might be horny and want to try to masturbate but the sheer idea of another person or your partner sends your spiraling into a crying panic attack. God forbid you get to lay a finger on yourself in an attempt to release some of these awful, pent up emotions because a slew of sexual memories flow into your head preventing you from getting it up.
Fuck I miss elijah bruh. We had the best sex ever and im utterly crushed i’ll never get dicked down againnnn. Im fucking Horny grieving right now all i can’t think about his thst mans poking me and i can’t even jerk tf off. help my balls hurt im so done. i miss my baby. LLE😪💔
The alter ego of The Dirty Bunny
Though it is already implied that The Dirty Bunny is horny, sometimes it’s nice having an alter ego
Dante: Woah is that The Dirty Bunny
Warlo: Can’t you read it says The Horny Bunny
Dante: Nah man that’s The Dirty Bunny’s alter ego
Warlo: Yooooo that’s sick
A hopeless horny is someone that will do or say anything to get head or laid
jack: this girl said she would give me head if i payed her anddd give her a ride to her bfs house
jack’s friends: ohhh no you’re being a hopeless horny rn
A man who's very horny and wants to fuck, not only you and me, but also everyone else...
Beware the horny man.
Jake: "omg.. HORNY MAN RUN"
Joe:"dude.. that's just a man with a hentai shirt..dumbass."