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Used to describe someone you dislike thereby avoiding using there name.
Old mate slept with my girlfriend when I was serving overseas.
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An unreasonable question in an unreasonable test made by an unreasonable teacher with unreasonable expectations
Would you believe it, the old cunt gave us another old harry.
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When you’re asspumping a dirty tramp face down on your mattress and feel like it’s that time time of day. Your dick hurts and it’s time to take a piss. With your Johnson stuck deep in her rectal cavity, you strike a firm blow to the back of her head in order to make her ass tighten up so there’s no way out of it for this bitch, then proceed to leak in said area until you feel the tank is properly full. As she screams in disbelief, swiftly remove your genitalia from the region. This should produce a large eruption of your unloaded piss which exits the asshole with astounding velocity, mimicking the famous geyser located in Yellowstone, Wyoming.
Her: What the fuck, did you just piss in my ass?!
You: (Whips out phone) Holy shit it’s old faithful!!
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crusty old bag lady wrinkled skin nosy an down right cheesy
god look at that crusty Old Cheesebag what a nagging snot
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1. A pompous American name for the United Kingdom
America and Olde America invaded Iraq for oil.
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The crust that comes of the vagina of an old woman or the dusty jizz that an old man has.
(Can also be used to describe someone with an unusual amount of STIs or STDs
“Man I was bouta Fuck some bitch I met on tinder last night but she had so much old spice that it was like fucking sand paper”
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