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Farm to Table

The act of shaving, then eating, pubic hair of your partner.

James: Hey Kareem, what's up man? How'd your date go last night?

Kareem: Way better then expected. This was the 4th date I went on with Dolores and she's kind of kinky.
James: Is she? She seems pretty tame up when we all got together at the fish fry last weekend.
Kareem: I know she does, but we had some drinks last night and were talking about fetishes. She asked mine and I told her I love farm to table. She was into it.

James: The fuck is farm to table?
Kareem: Shaving a girls pussy, laying it up on her stomach, then nibbling/eating it until it's gone. A girl can do it to me as well if she wants.

James: I have no words...

by hairy_teeth September 27, 2021


The Squirrel Farm

A small firetruck station on the corner of Fern Road and Old Stage in East Brunwick NJ. They also have a volleyball net on the lawn. I don't know why.

Person 1:"Do they really farm squirrels at the squirrel farm?"
Person 2:"I don't know, but there's a firetruck in the driveway."
Person 1: "Why?"
Person 2: "Dunno"
Person 1: "That's retarded."

by ziater July 4, 2006


Farm Fresh

Underage girls from the rural parts of Issan who get shipped into prostitution in the gogo bars and beer bars of Pattaya and Bangkok. Most avoid wearing make-up, as the intention is to appear innocent, inexperienced and ripe for sexual gratification.

"Johnny, check out that Farm Fresh chatting to the fat old-guy over there. No way is she even 16, let alone 18."

"Yea, you're probably right. I doubt that guy cares how old she is. He'll take her back, break her in, and then move onto the next one. The filty pervert!"

by Neil-Iger January 9, 2022


Jizz Farm

A sperm bank

Connor is shooting blanks so he, and his wife went to a jizz farm to get a bun in the oven.

by Donewaiting September 7, 2016


egyptian ant farm

Shoving ants down your urethra and letting them crawl around

Guy 1: I really want an Egyptian ant farm right
Guy 2: That's really fucked up

by Penissucker September 25, 2015


Lose the farm

Referring to the historical forfeit or seizure of one's farm due to loss of income or inability to pay costs, this expression means one has lost a great deal of money gambling.

Megan: "Hey Joe! How'd the poker tournament go?

Joe: "I lost the farm."

Chris: Hey Sarah, I'm going to the racetrack to bet on horses.

Sarah: Don't lose the farm!

by thymarchhare July 11, 2024


rig farm

a group of rigs so overwhelming that it seems they must be growing somewhere in the vicinity

I went to scarf's sisters 18th last night. rig farm.

by badforya December 22, 2010