twin shit flame

your twin flame, but they’re your shitting buddy. you always have to shit at the same time, or within the same hour. you may never meet this person but just know someone always gon be shittin’ while you are 💯

@ifuckanimetiddies: MY BRO YOU SHITTIN?
@ifuckaniemtiddies: YEAH BRO YOU?
@ifuckanimetiddies: YUP😈
@ifuckaniemtiddies: THIS DAT TWIN SHIT FLAME BRO💯💯
@ifuckanimetiddies: TWIN SHIT FLAME TELEPATHY

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blue flaming skull

A really cool blue skull which is on fire. It goes with everything for example mousemats, wallpaper, floor rugs, car seats, etc. Anyone who knows about the blue flaming skull is automatically 200% cooler 😎.

Friend: YOOOOO!!! HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW BLUE FLAMING SKULL PC CASE
You: OMG!!!!! WHERE DO I BUY IT

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flaming indian oasis

When a man sets fire to a mans pubic hair with the intention to piss or cum it out.

See also: flaming oasis

Ilja really gave me a nice flaming indian oasis last night, but all the hairspray made it very flamable.

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flaming bag of poo

a paper bag filled up with horrible smelling poop, often left on someone you dislike doorstep, where it is then lit on fire, when the doorbell is rung. The people doing the act run like hell!

lighting bag of poo, running through the streets of patterson streaking and throwing bags of lit poop ringing doorbells and ditching. funnest game ever, now get off ur ass and try it!

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Flaming Lips

A condition suffered by a gay male who "bottoms" for the first time and failed to prepare himself for the stretching of a certain muscle in his lower body.

D'wan finally gave in to temptation and let himself get topped by Big Sweet last night after the concert in the back of his Escalade and when they was finished he had "flaming lips" so bad that he couldn't sit on a flat surface for five days after.

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Flaming Hell-cock

When a true pervert dies and goes to hell he may become a demon who rapes sinners with his fiery penis of eternal suffering.

I'm gonna fuck you with my flaming hell-cock, and your ass will BURN for eternity!

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Flaming Reverse Cow

When you stick your penis in hot candle wax and perform the sex position known as reverse cowgirl

Last night I gave Riley Brown Flaming Reverse Cow By Kenny Wescott

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