An extended and very relaxing poo on the company dime
Where is Johnny I haven’t seen him it 20 min ? Dunno boss maybe he is downstairs taking a “shoes off deuce”, that slacker.
the act of eating fast food while on the toilet
Last night ended with a nice oleaginous deuce and little shame.
The act of taking a poo, then leaving without any acknowledgment of its existence including wiping, flushing or saying goodbye.
What's that smell? Did you just Ghost the deuce??
typically a man that has a large unit. Also can spit game at any women at any time of the day. The first Poppi's originated on E2.
Trev Pearson an Mikey are original Deuce Poppi's
That little two finger lift people do when they drive past you.
His neighbors just throw us the deuces when they drive past us smoking pot.
The art of making an emergency text message or killing time on your smartphone because your employees work rules sucks balls.
I yelled at my coworker that I was going to drop a faux deuce because the boss is around.
Pick up some dog shit and feel it’s consistency. If it falls out of your hand it is loose if it doesn’t then it’s firm.
I picked up some loose deuce from my dog yesterday.