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Inserting two fingers into the anal cavity, then spread your fingers apart like your saying peace.
You can ease a woman into anal if you slowly deuce the caboose
When one is sick on the toilet with chronic diarrhea and mid shit the urge to vomit arises leading to the person grabbing the garbage can and vomiting as they also expel diarrhea from their ass.
Person 1: "Dude what went on in there are you feeling okay?"
Person 2: "I'm feeling a little better now since I just pulled an ill deuce."
Unauthorized pooping in or on multiple properties, inside or outside, as a prank.
Tommy got wasted and went on deuce patrol over in Winding Waters. He boat ramped the Withertons, then he broke in Smythes and upper deckered the master bath, and still managed to light a flaming bag of shit on old man Rome's front porch before he passed out.
A pussy way for a man to say “taking a shit.” Someone not comfortable talking about pooping would use this term. Girly.
“Please excuse me, I need to go drop a deuce quickly.” **grown man says quietly then skips off to the bathroom**
When you get into the cash cab and the lights come on and you shit yourself
Todd told Mike that he was picked up by the game show “cash cab” and when the the lights came on he couldn’t help but let out a dollar deuce.
DON'T FORGET TO BAM RECORDED ALOT OF SHIT ON THE DEUCE IMA GET MY HANDS ON THAT TO RELEASE IT
Aka (a Deuce and a half) when one has a bowel movement, stands up to leave and by the act of standing, loosens another piece of feces and and one has to abandon the plan to leave the bathroom to go back,sit down and finish it again.
Also know as a gmc jimmy ton and a half truck Circa ww2.
Grampa told me about his war times and the big trucks he worked on, like the double deuce.