The state of being comfortable after a long session of Kung Fu
When visiting a trendy restaurant and the server clearly doesn't think you are worthy of seating together with trendy crowd and seats you far far away.
I was at NOBU last week and we got table shamed. I didn't even know they had a back room.
practicing your bedroom fantasies on the dining room table.
“I just put a hole in the side of my dining table! Now when my girl comes over, i can show her how table mating works.” *smirk*
When you jump from table to table ordering drinks to avoid being added to any check when it’s time to pay
Aunt Lucy is playing missed check table bingo again!
When you eat something off your partners back during sex.
Dude, I was short on time so I had to turn Ashley into a noodle table so I could eat.
The coolest lunch table You will ever see. The nicest people. Funniest jokes.everyone is friends
I wish I sat at table 11
Me too
to be within a group of people at a party or gathering when food is ordered. But it's exactly what you craved least.
I was hanging with the guys and they said there was gonna be food at the party. I was hoping for some take-out chinese but I totally got Round tabled by some oven baked lasagna.