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Ligma balls

A very rare disease that weeaboos, blue haired Jews, and cringy Pom Pom Dancers can get. This corrupts the body’s testicles and kills the person.

Person 1: “How did ninja die, he was such an amazing fortnite player!”
Person 2: “Ligma balls killed him XD!”

by Sholley Quire July 21, 2018

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Pussy Balls

Someone who is a bitch or someone who is very much disliked

oh that kid matt keefe is pussy balls

by bootystench February 7, 2022

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Ball Freeze

/bôl/ /frēz/

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When a man gets a really potent brain freeze and it's so intense it travels down the spine and it hits right in the balls. Characterized by the sound the testicles make when sucking in and then pop.
To warm them back up one most wrap the scrotum with toilet paper or hump bread and hold it with your hands slowly massaging them back into warmth, not to warm them up too fast, and by doing so preventing the pins and needles sensation of heating up the balls too fast after Ball freeze.
Disclaimer, Ball Freeze can not be obtainable by any other means except intense brain freeze

Named after the story of the Greek Demigod Testicules

The boy was eating something cold too fast and got Ball Freezer

man1. Who's been F*cking the bread again ?
man2. Have you never had Ball Freeze before ?

by Cybershadow318 October 13, 2022


Fushigi Balls

When a man dangles his testicles freely and a woman does fushigi ball tricks with them.

I love it when a girl fushigi balls me. It vigorously turns me on.

by Bonkaroons January 30, 2020


church ball

A player, typically a white guy, who participates in a recreational, often religious-affiliated basketball game with an unmatched level of intensity and hustle. Church Ball players are notorious for their aggressive and out-of-control play, making them a potential hazard for fellow players on the court. Often viewed as overzealous and lacking self-awareness, their unwavering commitment to the game is both impressive and terrifying.

Dude was playing church ball and tore his ACL.

by Wrxdrunkie April 4, 2023


Ball jammin’

Is when you take a raging douchebags prized guitar and play it with your balls

Man, Carl was really ball jamminRussell’s guitar last night. I’ve had that song stuck in my head all day

by BallisticDick December 5, 2019


ball washer

Someone who follows those of higher social standing and backs them no matter what. They will stick up for their hero, even when their hero has been proven to be a bad person, scammer, thief or general scumbag.

Man, Truck and BBi have the ball washers that totally ignore their scams.

by Big Nasty 153 October 13, 2017