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What you will need after a very spicy meal.
Boy am I glad I have a fresh roll of frozen toilet paper waiting for me at home. This salsa is ripping through me.
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When you shove some paper into someone's ass during sex and yell out "oi! there's a paper jam in ya butt! May I deal with it" Most of the time, about 98.71% of the time, they'll grant you access to their butt.
"Oi babe, theres some paper jammed in ya anus, lemme take it out??"
"Yee"
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Someone who eats paper that then kills it and that person is a boy. And after eating the paper that person becomes a piece of paper that is so powerful it can kill anything in its way.
WHOA IT'S KILLER PAPER BOY HE CAN TURN INTO A MONSTER JUST BY EATING PAPER!!!
When you’ve just had an epic poop and you realize you are out of toilet paper so you hunch over and waddle to where you keep the toilet paper
Oh my gosh, Jon just took a shit and there was no toilet paper! He turned into a toilet paper goblin and went to go find a roll!
The good on paper guy is the nice man with everything you should want, but who you always leave for an asshole who owns nothing and doesn't have a checking account
Sweetie, he was the perfect guy!
Yeah..... good on paper guy.... Drake is SO MUCH HOTTER even though he's such an jerk!
The seasonal lawn presence of paper appearing products displayed on large wooden cross members.
You ok?
I am now.
We just crossed the 8k marker in the race and you disappeared.
Yeah. Burritos caught up with me. Luckily there was an easter paper dispenser near by to wipe my ass.
Close one!
the last piece of toilet paper that left after doing "the deal"
i was stucked at the public-toilet for an hour cuz' there allways an "oh-shit paper" on there