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A "loose" woman of the religion Mormon, who prays on drunk men in Key West bars. Mormon Pirates stay sober while the men they crave party in the fresh Florida air. Typically, the Mormon Pirate will then return to her dwelling with the male, perhaps by Vespa scooter, and perform sexual acts, using either her good hand, or her hook.
Hey Zycki, did you have a good time with that Mormon Pirate last night?
Dude, that Mormon Pirate gave me a rocking hook hand job last night, and then drove me back on her Vespa, that she financed.
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A fun, and exadurated "genre" of metal that is pretty hard to define. Has the german power metal sound (Running Wild) but with pirate melodies, and lyrics. Most recently Verbal Deception has been the most flamboyant Pirate Metal band, but with more focus on pirate melodies, but with death grunts.
Me: Hey dude check out this band Running Wild, there PIRATE METAL!!!
Dude: You dingus, theres no such thing as pirate metal.
Me: Haha, well you right, but it's still fun to pretend that there is!
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When a girl gets a hard nipple and you can see it throw the shirt. Bu the other nipple is nowhere to be found.
ahahah you see that pirate eye on that chick. Baamm Ill get the other one out :)
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Emo pirates are the kind of emo (a race of man with no testicles due to lack of growing room in skinny jeans) who are so cheap that they can't even afford a single legit copy of a cd.
This race extension of emo often go to private schools and have rich parents, but love to believe that they are worse off, so get depressed for no reason and download crap music of the internet.
These individuals download pirate copies of songs by various different un-tallented hardcore bands (of coarse only a couple of songs from one album) and consider themselves hardcore fans of these bands.
Emo Pirate 1: Hey I've got heaps of money
Emo Pirate 2: Well lets go spend it on jelly bellies and then download some music.
Emo Pirate 1: Wow! Thats a great idea. Lets listen to *Emily by From First to Last* for the 8999th time while we do it.
Emo Pirate 2:Great Idea, we can do it on my new 5000 dollar computer.
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Another word for a homosexual male, similar to ass bandit.
Grant has anal sex with men, therefore he is a butt pirate.
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To bust a nut into a girl's eye and let out a "Shibber-me-timbers".
I gave that girl a wicked pirate eye.
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