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Also known as a Mexican bubble bath, farting into your bath to make bubbles.
I was sitting on the shitter talking to my girl when she let loose in the tub and made a Polish bubble bath
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To build a Polish Beach House, you'll need 2 giant umbrellas with long shafts, and a few beers (does not have to be Polish Beer).
You set-up the two umbrellas by planting them next to each other when the water gets to be a couple of feet deep. then, swim under your ghetto makeshift island shack with a six-pack of beer, and start chugging.
There. If people at the beach curiously point at you and are, like, "WTF??" Then, and only then, you've got yourself a genuine Polish Beach House. Make sure to snap a photo to send to Polish Beach House Magazine. If you're lucky, you'll make next week's cover.
If you add 2 more umbrellas, it becomes a Polish Beach Duplex. More than 4 total umbrellas makes it a Polish Beach Mansion.
LESTER: I've just chugged 6 beers and can't hold it in any longer and there's not a port-a-potty in sight!! What am I gonna do, Leebo?!
LEEBO: Relax, Lester. We'll set up a Polish Beach House down yonder and you'll be good to go
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A codeword for Drugs and Alcahol and whatever else you need a codeword for.
Pink Nail Polish-Ciggerettes
Blue Nail Polish-Menthol Ciggerettes
Green Nail Polish-Weed
Purple Nail Polish-Alcahol
Use any other colors if you need a codeword for other drugs like crack or shit like that.
***If your a boy just replace nail polish with shirt or hat or skateboard or something like that****
Girl1: Hey when you come over are you going to bring Blue or Pink nail polish?
Girl2:I'm bringing Blue, are you going to get that green nail polish we love?
Girl1:yes i am!
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when you dick just goes straight limp...nice and soft.
i missed the swedish torpedo and i got myself a polish gentlemen.
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When you get ketchup (or any other low class condiment) on your shoe.
Oh man, these Ale House sliders are dope. Whoops, got some Levittown Shoe Polish in my Timberlands.
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She liked the nasty and with both hands, she massaged my anus and my shaft as she began to polish my pigeon.
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An ancient deer hunting intimidation tactic; where one finds and smears deer droppings on one's rigid phallus and chaotically punishes that scatty bishop until stormy discharge of hot sticky ropes.
Steve was having trouble spotting deer. On his 3rd day out, he decided to employ the art of Polish Buck Baitin'. The blast radius of fainting Doe was roughly 3 miles.
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