Poon dart

a dink

cuz you're darting a poon

as in poon-tang

OR

A transexual penis-- a Penis who acts like a vagina

also refered to as a Mangina

Your a poon dart!


You silly Pooon dart!

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Moon-Poon

An extremely pale girls vagina.

John: Fuck man, did you see that chick I banged last night, hot as fuck..
Jim: Really? She looked like she had a bit of a Moon-Poon.

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chilled poon sundae

To make a chilled poon sundae you must first prep. the poon with four to five ice cubes, then hold the ice cubes in the poon while you have anal intercourse with the poon owner. Continue this until the ice cubes are mostly melted then remove yourself from the anus and quickly insert it into the poon. Then finish yourself off inside the prepared poon to complete the sundae. Next you pour the sundae from the poon to a 8 ounce glass and give to the poon owner to taste test. Only serve chilled!!

I made a chilled poon sundae last night and she said it was wonderful.

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like Keith on poon

This is synonymous with "like white on rice" and "like flies on shit".

I'd be all over that like Keith on poon.

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Pennsylvania poon flute

During an intimate encounter between and woman and her partner (man/woman), the partner farts across the woman's poonanny, producing a deep, flute-like sound, not unlike the sound that results from blowing across the top of an empty jug.

My girl wanted to try something different, so I gave her the Pennsylvania poon flute.

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poon tang prince

One of the upper ranks in terms of pulling ass. Many have held this accolade, including Ashton Kootchmaster, Hugh Heffner, and Brad Fox.

I need to learn how to score from a poon tang prince.

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Poon Puddle Patty

adj. A female that repeatedly creates puddles on her partners sheets while climaxing during intercourse. This sort of intolerable behavior can be temporarily resolved by executing a donkey punch or a swift but meaningful hair tug.

Thomas- Hey Glenn forgive me for doubting you, but i must say you were right, Gina is such a poon puddle patty
Glenn- Oh thats alright Thomas, i just hate to see you ruin your Space Ghoast Coast to Coast sheets like that.

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