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1. Punching a woman, who has devoted her life to God, in the face. 2. Punching a penguin in the face.
1. Yo did you see Bryan punch that bitch ass nun in the face?
2. I went to the zoo and nun punched all day...they kicked me out.
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When an infamercial star decides to have a a night of fun and the hooker or insignificant other bites his penis and he punches the hooker in the face in response
It is fact that the ShamWoW guy has an insatiable appetite to hooker punch.
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When you get hit in your small intestine you lose all bowl movements
Potter gave me a duodenum punch and I lost all bowl movements
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The Hulk Punch is an action performed with the fist of an individual who is surpemely angered and powerful. Therefore when someone performs the Hulk Punch, it completely annihilates anything.
For example, when someone hulk punches a cup it shatters into many pieces because of the immense amount of force being put into it.
Steven became so angered by his mother's annoying voice, that he came to The Hulk Punch his mother to death.
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when some chick is sucking your dick, and right and right when you bust you punch her in the stomach
man, i walrus punched that bitch hard.
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when a female grabs a fart from behind with a clenched fist and then swings it like a punch at her partners face and releases it just before impact, therefore he receives a GAS PUNCH!
My husband and I went out for dinner for chili dogs and beer, an argument ensued. Instead of laying him out, I assaulted him with a GAS PUNCH!
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When you're having anal sex with a girl and you're just finishing up, you punch them in the back of the head, making her ass hole contract so that when you pull out there's no shit on your dick.
"Tim donkey punched me last night when we were having sex."
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