Code Red

A person that one might strongly want to avoid.

Rosalind- "...yeah totally, same"

*dude that Rosalind hates walks in*

Emily- "oh shiz! CODE RED CODE RED CODE RED!!!"

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Top Red

A manchester united supporter who is clearly a better fan than anyone else

a few requirements:

- dont buy replica shirts
- anyone who wears a replica shirt is a cunt
- must wear ALL black to away games
- before games you must stand in the street drinking cans of stella artois
- must come from manchester
- all manchester bands are great
- ian brown is the greatest singer of all time
- musn't support england
- must not watch soccer am
- must get to your seat at home games no earlier than 10mins before kick-off

"Anyone who wears a replica shirt is a JCL OOT numpty"

- top red

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Red mist

Also known as squidwards suicide. Is a popular creepypasta that depicts squidward with red eyes and are bleeding.

“Dude did u watch Red mist yet? It’s so creepy”

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Red Slurpee

To fuck a girl on her period then have her suck your dick when finished.

She Red Slurpee'd my dick and threw up.

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Red Ninja

another name for a girl's period. This is because your periods can sneak up on you out of nowhere like a ninja. The red's because of the girl's period.

Girl 1: ugh! The red ninja caught me today!
Girl 2: Was his name (t.o.m.)?
Girl 3: yup

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Red Dragon

Immediately after period sex, when the penis is still erect but also covered in blood.

Are you ready to slay the red dragon?

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Red Oak

A place where nothing happens. all we have is a brookshires and mcdonalds. oh dont forget the dennys. a place to be bored all the time!

"Man, lets go to Red Oak!"

"and do what?"

"Oh, your right."

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