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The sub-culture forming in Southern Illinois that seems to merge the hobbies of bow hunting, rap battles, dipping, low ridin', and general racial confusion.
The young members of this society can somehow hunt white tailed deer while listening to the hardest, most ghetto rap there is to be heard.
The origins of the Legion are up to much debate. The closest we can ever come to diserning the true history is the recent influx of migration from larger cities in the South and East Coast.
The Legion has no color, no gang offiliation, and no signage. The only way to tell if someone is a member is to view into the passenger seat of there circa 1980-something pickuptruck and look to see if there are Kenny Chesney and Waka Flocka Flame CD's right next to each other, an ounce of weed in the glove box, a shotgun on the dash, a stolen radio, 10-inch subs and an amp behing the seats, condom wrappings in the ash tray, half a bottle of Axe in the floor, and no less than THREE pocket knives anywhere in the cab.
Patrick: Yo man Garth Brook's has a got a show in Carbondale this weekend!!
Trambley: OH SHIT DAWG!!! We gotta hit dat shit up naw mean? (spits dip)
Sweet Joe: Can I go guys?
Trambley: No Sweet Joe i hope you die.
Sweet Joe: Major sad-face to the Redneck Gangsta Legion
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When two or more rednecks back their diesel pickup trucks up next to each other. After this, they put the trucks in neutral and floor the accelerator which causes large clouds of black smoke to gush from the exhaust. While this is happening the rednecks usually lean out their windows and yell and cheer.
Billy-Joel, Jerry-Lee and Pervis like to back their pickup trucks up next to each other and rev the engines-It's pathetic, its like a redneck circle jerk.
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A redneck who acts very homophobic and acts very straight. But in the inside is the fashion loving, home designing, hayyyy boy.
hey cleatus see my ford
yeah i see it.
aint it hawwwttt cleatus?
wtf no its a car you Rainbow Flag Redneck
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Is known as triple zero Roulette wheel ,played at las Vegas Nevada, the triple zero features the order of the European or “french roulette” “single zero” with the sections of the Voisins wich are ,Zero ,2,3 / 4-7 /12-15/18-21/19-22/25-26-28-28/35/35 the orphelins (orphans) are 1/6-9/14-17-20/31/34.The tiers are 5-8/10-11/13-16/23-24/27-30/33-36 with the addition of double zero and triple zero considering the lower minimums the Europeans rednecks are delighted with their favorite passtime
Dealers remarks....“Look at that European redneck roulette player ,betting ,Voisins, tiers, and orphelins like a high Roller and stiffing gorgeous waitress Maria ...H ...what i can expect from this European redneck roulette player?” GET RID OF HIM!
A redneck with expensive taste. I.e. drives a beater car but owns a TV worth 3 times as much. Wears jeans from Walmart but drinks a $40 pour at the bar.
He drives a car held together with duct tape and prayers while drinking high dollar whiskey and watching Nascar on an 83 inch 4k TV. He is a top shelf redneck
The act of spitting chewing tobacco into a person's anus and then fucking them with it. In honor of slick willy sticking fancy cigars in women's cooters
Hey girl are you down to a redneck bill Clinton?
When doing a girl doggy style, one takes a foot and places it on the back of her head. hence the redneck step over
guy #1: what did you do last night?
guy #2: I gave that girl from the bar the redneck step over
guy #1: sweet!
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