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The latent condition lurking within motorists that bounds to the fore any time even two drops of rain fall. Drivers suffer a spontaneous loss of understanding regarding friction, momentum, and inertia.
In my rearview mirror I see a car sliding toward me with its bakes locked, the driver of which is clearly suffering from dehydrated retardation. Boom.
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An aura that surrounds dumb people. That inadvertently causes the people spending time around said dumb person to suffer the effects of being dumber. This effect is not permanent it is only temporary.
Sorry, I can't seem to talk right. Must be because I was sitting close to George in his Retard Aura.
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When you get the sense that someone near you is a complete retard.
Robert: Hey Paul.
Paul: What?
Robert: Im getting the retard vibes off that guy?
Paul: Yeah, he does seen weird.
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When one loses all sense of intelligence and acts like a straight incompetent fool
When Kaden watches Dr. Phil he has gone full blown retard mode
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When working at a call center, and you get a customer on the phone and you ask him a simple question and you get a ridiculous answer.
"Ok sir/mamm what version of windows is currently on your computer?."
"Umm..Dell?"
(while mic is muted)
"Man this customer is a Bonified Retard!"
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Also referred to as: "under the radar retard", "genius on the short bus", "functional stupidity", etc...
Someone that exhibits all the signs of mental retardation yet has somehow flown under the radar to date. A person eligible for the Special Olympics yet unaware of their eligibility, even if family and friends around the person see it clearly. A person of limited logic and decision making capabilities that is sometimes able to pass for normal.
Person A: Wait a minute.... what the hell did he do?
Person B: Ralphy quit his management job yesterday because he thinks he can make more money bussing tables
Person A: Ralph is undiagnosed retarded... what did you expect?
Person B: True...
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~noun~adverb~verb~adj~ A person, action, and/or thing that is incredibly retarded.
"That guy drives Retardably"
"Dam nigga you Retardable"
"This women is Retardably stupid"
"Paris Hilton is Retardable"
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