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A Hippy. You don't do anything to help the global capitalist machine. You slightly slow it down. But it'll evict you eventually!
Goddammit you such a bloody reverse sellout. Get a job!
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When you sit backwards on the toilet and let your shit slide down the front of the toilet leaving a massive skiddy
Did the biggest reverse tango in that chicks toilet last night dude... so good
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When you shove a Popsicle stick up your partner's ass, have them poop it out (in a log of poop) then freeze said "Poopsicle" and in turn shove it up your own ass and fuck yourself with it.
I totally tried the reverse Popsicle with my girlfriend last night.
Now I'm afraid she"ll break up with me because she thinks I'm sick.
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This is wash day plus two. Running out of briefs (smalls) necessitates urban swimming in your speedos and as we all know they are basically a 'reserve' pair of briefs for this occasion. Reverse speedos are 'stretching the envelope' of the concept into another day!!
The Dude is such a lazy slob, rather than nailing his laundry last night he's doing reverse speedos today!
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A reverse boof is when you stick a straw loaded with the drug into an anus. The receiver's nose will then need to be ready to receive the reverse boof by having their nose on the other side of the straw. The person with the straw in their anus will need to have a good fart ready to expel the boof.
"Daaaamn, I have to rip a mad fart!"
"Hold it -- We can get a reverse boof going!"
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See Chomp Game:
To turn the tables on someone playing a Joke on you.
To Turn the (Chomper) into the (Chompee)
(Chomper)=Joke Player
(Chompee)=person Joke is played on
(Chomper)"Hey Cello, I'm coming out to Va to visit you on the 25th of this month"
(Chompee)" You are?" "Man I'm coming out to S.F. for a meeting from the 23rd thru the 28th" "Damn can you change your trip"
(Chomper now Chompee)"Awh dude I was just kidding!when does your flight come in?"
(Chompee now Chomper)" REVERSE CHOMP!!!"
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A reverse birth (also know as Baby Dildo), is the act of pleasing a stubborn, unpleaseable woman, by taking a newborn and sticking it back into the vagina, inevitably giving her an orgasm.
"Dude, that bitch? Nothin' was gettin' her off. So I gave her a nice baby dildo and she finally appreciated what I was doing for her."
"I felt bad about fuckin' her man, you know after her husband died? So I figured I'd involve her kid, and I helped her reminisce. I totally gave her a reverse birth."
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