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Riding the cannon is a sexual inuendo refering to when a woman recieves a good boning from a well endowed man preferably in width. The cannon is an obvious reference to a knob for it's phallic shape and it's tendancy to shoot its load and sink ships much like loose lips, which is another inuendo for a bucket muff.
The verb 'to ride the cannon' is taken from the song 'In Awe Of The Awful' by The Ordinary boys.
'Alright love, lets say you pull down those little knickers of yours and ride the cannon?'
Accompany that line with a cheeky look of seduction and that woman will surely be riding your cannon like a dirty little pirate whore in no time.
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having to ride in the back of a pickup
look at those redneck kids riding pitbull
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This term is used when a fucking douche bag wears their bottoms around their fucking ass. Originally, low-riding whilst in jail meant that you were 'keen' for a 'butt fuck'. Low-riding is highly common amongst gay fuck tards.
Person 1: "I'm low-riding."
Person 2: "You're gay?"
Person 1: "Yeah."
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When a man goes up to a women in a bar, gives her a hug and whispers in her ear that she is the fattest and ugliest thing in the world. Then he see's how long he can hold on to her for.
Winnner of whale riding is the person who holds on the longest!
(In a bar) man goes up to a women and says:
"you are the fattest thing in the room"
See's how long he can hold on
Friend: "you are the best at whale riding"
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Horse. Heroin. Shooting/smoking heroin. Keeps it kinda secret from others cause not many refer to heroin as 'pony'.
Anyone wanna go for a pony ride later?
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To snowboard or ski without a pass or on someone else's seasons pass.
Yo, Ian got busted trying to use Nicole's seasons ski pass last weekend. LOL, he was riding dirty as a girly man.
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the process of doing someone doggy style in front of a window while a friend hides somewhere in the room. Sometime in the middle of fucking, the man that's fucking his trick pulls out and lets his buddy in without the hoe knowing. He runs around to the other side of the window, yells "Surprise!", and sees how long his buddy can "ride the bull".
My best friend Joe had the hots for my woman so I let him ride the bull.
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