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The smell left behind in a toilet after a nasty event
“Dude, I wouldn’t go in there for at least 10 minutes. I just finished a Satanic Shitual and it’s safe to say that something died in there”
Creating something nasty in the toilet (along the lines of booze poos) that may require health and safety investigation, or even forensics, to investigate whether there is actually something dead in there.
It is a sight and smell your senses will never forget. Ever!
"Dude, I wouldn't go in there for at least 30
minutes. I just finished a Satanic Shitual and it's safe to say that something died in there!”
Shot consisting of One part Tabasco / one part Ever-clear lit it on fire.
Satans Taint is Hot as hell & Taste like shit
The area around Costco's front entrance. It's constantly jammed with:
1. People who have never "been to the big city"
2. 60 year old women who are trying to fit a new couch in the trunk of their Mazda Miata
3. People who refuse until there are no pedestrians within 75 feet.
"Dude, why are you so late?"
"Sorry bro, Costco had a sale on pork rinds and I got stuck in Satan's Taint for 30 minutes trying to get to my car"
The combination of semen and faeces, generally achieved in the aftermath of acts of anal-related intercourse.
ADDENDUM: When you cum in someone's ass and your dick is covered in cum and shit.
After having removed his phallus from Jim's rectum, Tod realized he had been left covered in Satan Sludge
Eulian Satanism is a branch of theistic Satanism created by a man going by the name of Chosen Nightmares. It branched off from LaVeyan Satanism around July of 2018. It is pronounced "you-lee-in".
"Do you want to come to church with me?"
"No thanks, I'm a Eulian Satanist."
"What on Earth does that mean? Do you sacrifice goats and children or something?"
"Absolutely not! Eulian Satanism is basically reverse Christianity."