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Satan's Load

The unfortunate occurrence of someone consuming too many hot fries/Cheetos and drinking milk with it, and then throwing it back up later.

"Dude I threw up hot fries and milk and it felt like Satan skull fucked me and blew his load so hard I projectiled like the exorcist!"

"dude, I ate hot fries and drank milk with it and it made me throw up so hard it felt like I got skull fucked and forcefed Satan's load"

by luvaddict88 April 1, 2019


Satan’s seed

Another term used to define ranch dressing, the preferred sauce of the devil

Donna profusely spread satan’s seed all over her salad

by Moose lips January 30, 2019


Sack of satan dongs

Just like it says, it's a sack full of satanic dildo'S

I smacked johnny in the face with a Sack of satan dongs

by Faster81 April 4, 2020


satanic lewis

a autistic kid who draws pentagrams everywhere

damn that guy over there is a satanic lewis

by That kid who submitted this February 6, 2018


Satan's Smut

You are reading a hentai manga, and you recite the entire bible in 3 seconds with your eyes rolled back. Satan then summons and sticks his red pecker into your eyeballs. It slithers around your skull, and through your other eye and into your mouth. You start throwing up blood as Satan gives you the best pleasure you have ever had. You are lying down as Satan facefucks you at the speed of sound. He leaves you on the ground to die in complete pleasure after he releases his sulfur semen inside of you.

I got filled with Satan's brimstone after a Satan's Smut

by IlDisTorTlI July 17, 2023


Satan Sludge

The combination of semen and faeces, generally achieved in the aftermath of acts of anal-related intercourse.

ADDENDUM: When you cum in someone's ass and your dick is covered in cum and shit.

After having removed his phallus from Jim's rectum, Tod realized he had been left covered in Satan Sludge

by thatguy353 September 17, 2015


Eulian Satanism

Eulian Satanism is a branch of theistic Satanism created by a man going by the name of Chosen Nightmares. It branched off from LaVeyan Satanism around July of 2018. It is pronounced "you-lee-in".

"Do you want to come to church with me?"
"No thanks, I'm a Eulian Satanist."
"What on Earth does that mean? Do you sacrifice goats and children or something?"
"Absolutely not! Eulian Satanism is basically reverse Christianity."

by eulian-guild November 1, 2019