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locker room shopping

The act of searching around a locker room for gym clothes when you forget yours.

Oh Crap! Todays gym day? I need to do some locker room shopping.

by LSI November 26, 2007

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Chicago Schnitzel Shop

Establishment in the Chicago burbs where the roll is served before the wiener.

When you have to lay down to receive a blow job because your lop is cock-blocking your dick.

Example "My wife made me lay down to get a blow job because I gave her a "Chicago Schnitzel Shop" while I was sitting on the edge of the bed.

by Ball Snapper April 7, 2011

6๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Thrift Shop Yolo

When some kid raps the song thrift shop and everyone joins in, it's a THRIFT SHOP YOLO moment

everyone: IM GONNA POP SOME TAGS...
me, to friend: stop listening to your ipod, listen to this thrift shop yolo!

by SwAg Money March 6, 2013

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Somalian Grocery Shopping

The act of shitting in a plastic bag then smacking everyone you see as you ride by in a wheel barrow, usually powered by someone you would consider your bitch.

Bro 1: "Dude did you see that guy going somalian grocery shopping?"
Bro 2: "Yah where do you think i got this black eye and the brown face dipshit."
Bro 1: "Queer"
Bro 2: "Queer"

by Ana Lee February 18, 2011

13๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


coffee shop pervert

an individual (usually a hipster) that frequents coffee shop in hopes of getting some poontang.

Coffee shop perverts typically spend more than 2 hours at a coffee shop at any one time.

by Tha_Cuddla May 4, 2005

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Pawn Shop Tickets

asking someone for sex

hey do you have any pawn shop tickets?

by peanutbunny April 15, 2007

7๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


mattews shopping list

when you give somone a blow job in a store when its open

"dude i just got a mattews shopping list in walmart"

by SMLI R2 August 29, 2009

7๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž