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Trying to get to the restroom before shitting in your clothes, holding ass cheeks together and hoping to make it, in time .
I had to do the shit shuffle all the way to the bathroom.
The slight dance someone on crutches does when doing something especially difficult to do while on crutches.
Man, I was totally doing the gimp shuffle when I got out of that huge van, and when I had to get into the booth at applebees.
The roulette of who gets which room in a group so big that the deciding factor should be arbitrary.
Let's talk about the Great Shuffle as we are moving tomorrow in a group of 8!
This is the walk that an extremely drunk person does through a bar. Typically it involves almost falling down, and bumping into other patrons.
Usually seen on footage of COPS, when they ask them to walk in a straight line.
Joel drunky shuffled through the bar, and knocked over a waitress... to Paul this was very ammusing.
A term used to describe getting changed in your sleeping bag on a camping trip or sleepover. The term is derived from the shuffling and rolling motions someone makes while doing the sleeping bag shuffle.
Person 1: where can I get changed?
Person 2: You can use the bathroom. Or you could do the sleeping bag shuffle.
Carolina Shuffle is used to describe how slow niggers walk when they get to the street when the light turns yellow and they walk out into traffic that now can not progress forward since the nigger is in the way. The light is now red and the nigger is now blocking traffic staring into the eyes of the drivers who can't get to work while the nigger goes to KFC to spend your tax dollars on his chicken.
Niggers do the Carolina Shuffle by walking slow into traffic to block it on your way to work.
Shuffling is a procedure used to randomize a deck of playing cards to provide an element of chance in card games. Shuffling is often followed by a cut, to help ensure that the shuffler has not manipulated the outcome.
Please shuffle the deck of cards so that they are randomized.