Slap yourself

A term used to respond to people who say something stupid or idiotic

" Is the Earth round?"
" We live on the moon"

"Slap yourself"

-I couldn't come up with a good example....

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Slapping the Bag

Cugging wine from a bag from a Franzia box

Kelly: Patrice come slap the bag

Patrice: Kelly tf that mean
Kelly: Put the nozzle of the bag in ya mouth and chug hoe , slapping the bag!

Patrice: Bet

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slap the gash

1) the art of female masturbation.

also...

2)a highly obscene euphemism for sexual intercourse; often used to emphasize a certain, unrelated point.

paddy actually shat in my kettle?! slap my gash!

you wanna come over tonight and slap the gash?

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Panda Slap

Panda Slap is a term created and used by professional wrestling tweeter and youtube web show host, WrestleBunny. It is a severe form of slap, with a large panda like hand, connecting to your face in a matter of seconds. Your head is liable to snap off and roll away or your cheeks may light on fire after Panda Slap is applied.

"If you don't comply, I will panda slap you!"
"Ignore Bunny and get panda slapped!"
"Panda slap your mom."

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slap bag

Basically, a bag of wine(has to be cheap, franzia acceptable) talks some shit to you. Being a person of class, you don't appreciate the aforementioned shit talk, so you beat the fuck out of the bag by punch. Upon punch you undo the nozzle and suck the life juice out of the bag until you can not take any more. Then you boot. (see def. of boot)

Dude.. I can't play slap bag, I have to be awake at some point next week. ...."SLLAAPP BAGGG"

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danza-slap

smaking a girl in the face with your penis

I danza-slapped that bitch before I jizzed in her mouth.

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happy slap

something boys of about 16 love having on their phones where rude boys slap strangers. not very funny especially when you've seen so many of them.

release the peace nigger
*slap*

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