Sock Blocked

To have placed a large quantity of dirty laundry in front of all possible exits, making it impossible to leave the "sock blocked" room.

Skyler: Let me clear out the middle of the room.

Meghan: Sounds good. Put the laundry by the door.

Skyler: How do we get out?

Meghan: I don't know. We just sock blocked ourselves.

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sock thief

The guy who goes into your house while your socks are in the laundry and steals one of your socks out of the washing machine or the dryer. It's always one sock because he knows it drives you insane that there's ALWAYS one missing. Every. Time.

He is currently in a gay relationship with the tangle wizard.

GOD DAMMIT THE SOCK THIEF STOLE ANOTHER ONE OF MY SOCKS!!! NOW THERE'S NO MATCH FOR THIS ONE!!! FUCK!!!!!

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sock foot

When you take your socks off in the morning after sleeping in them, and all the hair on your feet is stuck to your foot, causing an annoying itch.

Ahhhh damn! I got some horrible sock foot.

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secret sock

A condom....usually latex....always clandestine.

Mom "Benjamin do you have everything you need for summer camp? Your sleeping bag....your flashlight....clean underwear...."
Benjamin "Hell yes mother. I got me a nice new box of secret socks too. I heard Veronica McDougal's gonna be at CAMP too!!"

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Oatmeal sock

The process of taking a traffic cone with a hole in the top, inserting it in someones vagina or asshole, pouring a carton of milk, apple juice and orange juice into it, adding oatmeal, waiting for it to warm and eating it out.

Yo bro, last night i oatmeal socked the shit out of that skag, shit was ace.

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gym sock

Whe a man takes a huge steaming shit in a tube sock and proceeds to beat his women with it.

Man i fuckin' hit that betch with my gym sock last night.

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Glasgow Sock

A pre-meditated sexual act most prevalent in Scotland; The act is said to be extremely pleasurable for the female participant.

The act can only be performed if the male is wearing a long pair of sports socks during sex.

It is performed post-ejaculation and while in the missionary position; the man will pull out and lurch forward in the direction of the womans head. As his feet approach her Vagina, the male will ensure that his sock scrapes across her clitoris with medium to strong pressure.

It is said that the sweat which has built up within the sock during sex can heighten the pleasure for the female.

Used in conversation:

"did you dish her the Glasgow sock?"

"No! My parents were downstairs and me footie socks were in the wash!"

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