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A phrase most commonly used to describe something that is happening quickly.
“Yo Damo! Watch out that car’s choofing at top speed in the ass!”
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When a man is fornicating with a woman, and his thrust is so intense that his penis exits the vagina and is inserted into the woman's anus.
Man 1: Dude, I was banging Shelly too hard, and I accidentally got my dick in her pooper.
Man 2: Oh yeah, the high speed lane change. You gotta be careful not to cause wreckage.
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A sexual virus that becomes entwined into your DNA. It only affects males in a negative way, but females may enjoy having this virus. When a male contracts SBV, he involuntarily prematurely ejaculates, he cums almost instantaneously. While this trait is not preferred by males, females can enjoy this because they will experience multiple orgasms in a short span of time.
Clark: Thank God you have Speeding Bullet Virus (SBV)too.
Jane: Yeah, because you finished soon... faster than a speeding bullet.
(Superman then ripped her in half)
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A Low-Speed Tender Bender is defined by slowly consuming chicken tenders whilst appreciating the flavor profile with full respect.
“Home dawg, let’s just take in the moment and appreciate these tendies,” said Peanut. “Absolutely, let us have a Low-Speed Tender Bender!” Exclaimed Jymbo.
Absolute bliss, an experience like nothing else. Your mind will go blank and all you'll feel is full body pleasure like you're a divine being. The greatest game of all time.
I wish I could inject sonic forces speed battle into my bloodstream
A high speed tender bender is defined by picking up food at the drive thru and you scarf it down in the front seat as fast as you can.
"we're in a little bit of a rush so we gotta go on a high-speed tender bender"
A car that could have easily beat the McLaren F1 if it didn't have such shit handling
The TVR Cerbera Speed 12 is just one of those cars you don't know about unless you play a lot of racing games