Only the greatest summer camp in summer camp EVER!!! At this awesome place, people learn that becoming closer to Jesus Christ isn't stupid and he can help you get through a lot. You meet some of the coolest people there who you probably will be friends with until the day you die. The best part of this camp is the competition. The destinations are either Lake Gloria (the best) or the Que (ehh...good). Campers are either Red Hot Romans or Cool Blue Galatians. The Romans and Galatians compete in various meets and daily competitions to learn more about glorifying God. The most important thing that campers should live on fully is the "I'm Third" Motto:
1.) God First
2.) Others Second
3.) I'm Third
Through this, they learn how to love their neighbor on the other team and learn how to live like Jesus would want them to. Also, this camp is known for its amazingly fun activities including the water park, the blob, the zipline, water slide, water skiing, canoeing, the summit...and so on.
Summer's Best Two Weeks: Living out the "I'm Third" motto since 1966. :)
(after competition)
Roman: Hey nice hustling! You did an awesome job and had some pretty nice goals!!!
Galatian: Thanks!!! But your encouragement for everyone was just through the roof!!!
Roman: Aww thanks!!! Want to be my zip-line partner?
Galatian: Is that even a question?! That's my favorite part of Summer's Best Two Weeks!!!
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The best perverted movie EVER.
What to remember:
"She's playing the flute... kinky! Why are her clothes still on?"
"McKinley's a fag! McKinley's a fag with Ben!"
"Excuse me while I go hump the fridge... that's right, kids. I also smear mud on my ass..."
Max: "Hey, Zolin. What's your favourite part of Wet Hot?"
Zolin: "The barn scene wth the guys and the matching socks!"
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The best co-ed christian sports camp ever. Located in the heart of pennsylvania, on either Lake Gloria or the preferred Quemahoning Reservoir (better). There are ongoing competitions between the two rival teams, the red hott romans and the cool blue galatians. The consolers, AKA the Corinthians, ref everything. Enjoy the dining hall singing, the Trips (the biking trip results in manyyy bruises), activities such as basketball, soccer, track, archery, swimming, dance, zip-lining, rock climbing and repelling, art, water slide, boating, the aqua tramp, and best yet, THE BLOB! Team campfires are always the best topsecret meetings, getting decked out in red or blue and going to the respective meeting area. Its always of the most suspense at the end of the term when the team captains from the Romans and Galatians tear open the package containing the red or blue flag distinguishing the winner. Though purpling is prohibited, it does not stop boy crazy girls from the older cabins to find young love. In past years girls at Term 2 residing along the Que have fallen for the Galatian Captain, the camps true heartbreaker, or one of the young fellows on the kitchen crew. After two weeks of work, spiritual growth, and most of all love, it is next to impossible to leave the camp.
Lost Soul: Hey dude, I've got nothing to do this summer. Know of any awesome, crazy, up-beat, intense, competitive, and over all amazing place I could go to??
Dude(Roman Captain): Yes you poor lost soul. Let me be the Good Samaritan. I will take you to Summer's Best Two Weeks, where you will have the time of your life. In fact, I will be even happier to ensure for you that you go to Term 2 at the Que, and even better, I'll throw in the fact that YOU can be a Red Hot Roman! So go "Al Veera Vyra Voom" to your suitcase and pack all your red!
Lost Soul That's Not So Lost Anymore: Thank you, you have shown me the light!
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The movie that defines Jew Camp !!!
Everything is correct in every detail except i would have to say that the heroin took it a little too far...
Most characters in this movie also appeared in Office Space.
McKinley: Arty, I need you to do me a favor. I need you to take a shower today.
Arty: Ok.
McKinley: 'Cause your parents are coming tomorrow and I don't want to get in trouble.
Arty: Sure.
McKinley: You haven't taken a shower once this summer. Not once in 8 weeks.
Arty: I will.
McKinley: You're covered in dirt. Take a shower.
-Wet Hot American Summer, a scene to remember
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It's literally Broadway in the hood.
The Upper Darby Summer Stage is minutes from Center City and the Main Line. It offers free parking, a modern air conditioned theater, and a professional venue for a variety of performances.
Each year more than 50,000 audience members travel from all areas of the Delaware Valley, from Chester, Bucks, Montgomery and Delaware Counties as well as Philadelphia and New Jersey for more than 80 performances at The Upper Darby Performing Arts Center.
Seating 1,650, the center is an exceptional performance facility ideally suited to musical, dance and theatrical productions. Its uniqueness is further accented by its diverse programs and an involvement by people of all ages that is a model for communities across the nation.
Let's go see 'Magic Up Our Sleeve' at Upper Darby Summer Stage!!
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1) A place in central wisconsin that is, definitively, the shit.
2 mission) An objective accomplished post-midnight involving the consumption of nutrients within a mile of your spawn point, in real life.
1) We go to summer motown wisconsin to get away from sleazy douchebags/get laid.
2) Last night we went to go get a case or 2 of TAB at the local county market.
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