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When a man dressed in his fancy Mormon underpants sneaks into his sweetie pies bed and lies in wait for her to arrive and give her the "Mormon Surprise".
Jacob snuck into his sweetie pie Mary's bedroom wearing only his Mormon underpants, he crawled into bed, clapped off the lights and waited, when Mary returned home and got in bed, Jacob gave Mary the old Mormon Surprise. Mary was very happy and slept soundly.
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The act of putting a peppermint in to a woman's anus with your tongue and letter her shit it out on to your dick, and then sucks it, swallowing the peppermint AND the cum.
After the peppermint surprise, my girlfriend didb't need to brush her teeth.
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The act of inserting the tip of your pinkie finger into the anus of your partner during sex. Usually done without preface, thus a surprise.
-Hey I heard you had sex with Chad for the first time last night. How was it?
-OMG it was great. Just as I was reaching my climax, he gave me the pinkie surprise. I've never had a better orgasm.
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its when you are behind a male, you take your thumb, and stick it within his bum, then you use your other fingers, to manipulate his balls, in a way that is most pleasurable
hey man, would you care for a chocolate surprise?
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A crude sexual act. It involves a male hiding in a closet, under the bed, on the ceiling fan, etc. while wearing a mask. When a woman (or man if you prefer) walks into the room, the male comes out of hiding and situates themself so that they may ejaculate into the unwary victim's face. You then yell, "SURPRISE BITCH" and run out of the room. For a better effect run naked.
"SURPRISE BITCH, EAT THAT SEMEN SURPRISE!"
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when a man sticks his butt cheeks against a womans vaginal area and takes a shit in her twat
Shaun gave erin a warm surprise
Navy guys enjoy giving other guys warm surprises
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When you shove your schlong into a girl’s asshole but the second you do. You feel the shit that she had left over from chipotle and have to face the fact that your schlong now has leftover food from her visit from chipotle.
“How was that anal interaction last night brethren??”
“I had surprise anal last night man. I hated it but also enjoyed it.”
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