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The space between your dick and Balls. The connecting skin.
Jim:Lick my Pre-Taint Girl!
Sarah: mmm.
When you run around for 10 minutes, get all nice and sweaty, then rub your sweat soaked hairy balls on someone's face.
He just gave his passed out friend the taint brush.
When a man, in a joking often juvenile fashion, grabs his penis and lifts upwards allowing his taint and ballsack open range to explore. He then runs his often covered up area between the frank and beans and applies, in a painting fashion of back and forth, over the face of the inebriated man or woman of his choice
Hey Jackson that was a great party last night but I saw Conner flirting with Tiffany before passing out in the living room-I've got to go work and use the taint brush on that bastard!
A term used when you get inconvenienced by escalating bullshit, and just saying “taint” isn’t enough.
This requires you to use the word “taint” as the initial response to the bullshit that usually would be reserved with a swear, or whatever you say when something is not ideal/expected. Such as saying “fuck/fiddlesticks” in response to if an item was sold out online and your old, slow, and forgetful dumbass missed out on it.
Often coming after a sigh/swear, or both.
Sharon: “Wake up babe you’re late for work!”
Nick: *sighs* “Taint”
Sharon: “Also I forgot to fill the car up… and I fucked your brother.”
Nick: *sighs* “Fucking taint palooza Sharon! You god damn whore!”
The nut running down a mans taint when he was taking a breather from ejaculating but his dick drooped and the nut fell on his taint
“I was takin a breather then I jumped when mah cold taint tears touched mah butthole”
When your mother in law walks in and catches your balls in the air slapping her daughters taint .
Or when you are pounding that ass and your balls are slapping against the taint
I walked in and caught my brother and his girlfriend slapping taint.
1. A formal, or informal move to establish dominance.
2. A greeting.
I walked up and taint slapped the shit out of him. Now we go to dairy queen sometimes.