When the crack between your right/left testicle and taint gets really itchy
Guy#1 I have a rash on my side taint its really itchy.
Guy #2 Well you better scratch your itchy side taint then.
When you bypass the dick and balls and go straight for the taint.
Kristen is a ball wrangler but tonight, she’s going straight taint.
The great white whale that used to do sound for really big box.
You gotta be dry fuckin' me. That dude is a taint dragger!
When u accidentally pull your Weiner out too far when you're plowing a chick and you ram it into her taint.
I was cock blasting a chick really hard and I accidentally pulled a thrust out too far and gave her a taint missile that hurt so bad that it made the cold war look like a trip to Disney Land.
Facial taint is the skin space between your nose and your mouth. The space where your mustache lives.
Tony Selleck's mustache is so glorious because he has significant facial taint.
7''-13'' of hard cock
Cheating wife: Did you see Richards taint tackel?
Daughter: Yeah it's on my forehead right now
the act of sitting on ones long hair and farting, in turn making the subject flail thier head uncontrolably..(like a tetherball)
dude, you remember the blonde bitch at the bar?? shewas sitting on the couch and i felt obligated to give her a tainted tetherball!!