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(noun) the lack of pigment in one's skin due to infrequent exposure to sunlight as a result of playing video games. Most applicable during the summer months, a gold farmer's tan is the sign of staying inside on what would be considered a beautiful day. The term is not limited to those of fair complexion as it corresponds more to the actions of those who forego spending time outside for the comfort of the indoors. Origins of the term point back to a farmer's tan in which one's exposure to sunlight is limited to the forearms and neck. The other part comes from gold farming which is the practice of spending inordinate amounts of time in virtual game environments for the purpose of monetary gain. Both terms, when combined, take on a new meaning as a pejorative for the actions of heavy video game users.
The forecast for the next week is all above 90°F, looks like my brother will be working on his gold farmer tan.
Polytenztangenic pol-ee-tenz-tan-JEN-ik
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1. Characterizing a discourse or monologue that explores a wide range of topics or arguments from a singular, often passionate or biased perspective.
2. 2. Describing a spontaneous or energetic outburst that covers a broad spectrum of subjects, influenced by heightened enthusiasm or excitement, often lacking a clear focus but rich in personal references and anecdotes.
Polytenztangenic pol-ee-tenz-tan-JEN-ik
adjective
1. In his latest blog post, the author delivers a polytenztangenic tirade that, while seemingly erratic, provides deep insights into his unique worldview on digital privacy.
2. After consuming an excessive amount of energy drinks, she launched into a polytenztangenic rant during the meeting, weaving through topics from corporate strategy to her adventures in backpacking, much to the amusement and confusion of her.
Raccoon Tan is best defined by the look of Donald Trump.
He has a raccoon tan and looks like Donald Trump.
An Absolute machine in drinking, his drinking has no bounds.
I don’t ever want to drink with A Tan jiunn Hung again
Having a V neck and lower arm tan after standing in the field all day. But everywhere else is pale e.g your body and legs ( known to non cricketers as a T shirt tan )
"Yours arms and neck are really tanned but the rest of you is Pale, how's that possible?"
"That's because I play cricket, this is a cricketers tan"
When one funnels water (or any liquid) into their ass, then sprays it out like an elephant.
Damn! Did you see that wan-tan elephant at the club last night? I got drenched!
Also known as a Kansas Backburner, it is an sexual position where two or more partners (of any sexuality) make fierce love on a bed of ants causing their skin to appear red and dark as if they recently came out of a tanning bed.
“You and Stacy still hanging out”
“No way, man. She wanted to do a Carolina Tanning Bed. I can’t handle that many ant bites”