game grumped

Game Grumped is a term used for when someone, instead of sitting through the tutorial, skips the tutorial and goes through the Game without knowing what they are doing.

"Don't you want to know what to do?"
"Nah, I'm just gonna Game Grump it by not going through the tutorial."
Game Grumping or Game Grumped it is when someone doesn't go through the tutorial of a game.

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Speech Game

At a function (wedding/formal dinner etc) one person writes a set of predictable words/phrases that could be used in the speech/speeches that are about to be given on a piece of paper, rips the paper up and hands a word/phrase to every person at the table. When such words or phrases are used in the speech, the person with that piece of paper has to drink/down an alcoholic beverage.

This is hilarious if everyone takes part and great for lightening up a dull speech.

Best Man: I'm so glad that you two are going to be so HAPPY together
Person 1: Who's got 'Happy'?
Person 2: Me
Person 1: CONSUME!
*Person 2 drinks*
Person 1: I love the Speech Game!

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game time

When "it" is "on". A battle cry yelled when the time for action has come

Guy1:lets go to Burger King
Guy2:Game Time!!!

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Epic games

A very scummy company that. Recently is practicing in Vari

anti-consumer business practices locking every game away into exclusive contracts in order to get people to migrate to their store worst a practice worse than PlayStation if you want my advice don't download their store download anything else Gog Steam origin there are many launchers out there that can are much better the only people that really have that launcher are fortnite fuckboys

Oh no dude don't download the epic game whatever you do the only people that play on epic games are fortnite fuckboys

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Game sex

When you're having sex while playing games with your boyfriend/girlfriend.
Does not matter who or what you're fighting - if your other half wants to have sex and play games, you're having game sex.

During the act, you're free to change styles but you must keep having sex until you're done playing.

Me: Dude, what the hell happened? You just disappeared from Skype last night!
Friend: Me and my wife had game sex while fighting the final boss.
Me: ...What in the actual fuck?

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Pizza game

The pizza game is a sport in which male competitors stand in a circle around a pizza. Competition begins and the participants masturbate as quickly as possible. The competitors attempt to shoot their load quickly because the last player to cum is required to eat the pizza.

see also bagel game, butan

The pizza game is enjoyed by fraternities across America.

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The Mongoose game

A silly game where a series of questions are asked to somene, asking if something is a mongoose. the person will state two things that are mongoose then he will ask if a person/object is considered a mongoose. if the person starts of saying, "now listen" (before they ask the question) the answer is automatically yes.
if they do not say, "now listen" the answer is no.

"Want to play The Mongoose Game?!"

huh?

"if i am a mongoose and Tyler is a mongoose are you a mongoose?"

umm, yeaaa?

"Wrong!!!... now listen, if you are a mongoose and i am a mongoose is Jessica a mongoose!?"

noo??

"Wrong again! she is soo a mongoose."

what! i don't get it! keep going!

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