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The girl is so hot, she drives a guy crazy and he wants to have sex with her really bad, thus, this "looks like sex" phrase is born.
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An expression used when you see a girl, usually petite, with very large breasts. They are too big to say, "Look at those tits on that girl but rather, "Look at the girl on those tits."
Mike:"Look at the girl on those tits."
John:"Jesus! She must have serious back problems.
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When you post a bomb af selfie and you start getting texts from all the ghosts of boyfriends past.
Rebecca: "OH MY GOD GURL YOUR MOST RECENT INSTA POST WAS A-MAZING!"
Brittney: "Thanks girl! Josh, Sam AND Kyle all slid into my dm's straight after I posted it..."
Rebecca: "Well well! Look what the selfie dragged in!"
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A sarcastic phrase used to inform someone they are pursuing the wrong course of thought/action or barking up the wrong tree.
Comes from Obi-Wan Kenobi's use of an old Jedi mind trick on Stormtroopers in Star Wars Episode IV in order to help them avoid Imperial entanglements.
Homeboy: "Man, why can't I get in da club tonight, yo?!"
Bouncer: "Holmes, these aren't the droids you're looking for wit'cha pants on da ground. You gon' have to hang elsewhere tonight with that attire."
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An excuse to use when you're actually surfing for porn.
John: Hey man what's up?
Daniel: Oh uh, nothing, um, I'm just looking up Morrowwind Cheats.
John: Was that porn?
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A guy who looks like his name should be larry.
Hey, who took the last beer?
Oh, it was that Larry looking son of a bitch.
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A dumbass response from a fuckboy when someone asks them to repeat what they just said but they are too pussy to repeat it so they resort to a bullshit ass compliment.
Kenny: Fuck you Niki, you stupid ass bitch.
Niki: What?
Kenny: Your hair looks nice.
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