When you post a bomb af selfie and you start getting texts from all the ghosts of boyfriends past.
Rebecca: "OH MY GOD GURL YOUR MOST RECENT INSTA POST WAS A-MAZING!"
Brittney: "Thanks girl! Josh, Sam AND Kyle all slid into my dm's straight after I posted it..."
Rebecca: "Well well! Look what the selfie dragged in!"
A sarcastic phrase used to inform someone they are pursuing the wrong course of thought/action or barking up the wrong tree.
Comes from Obi-Wan Kenobi's use of an old Jedi mind trick on Stormtroopers in Star Wars Episode IV in order to help them avoid Imperial entanglements.
Homeboy: "Man, why can't I get in da club tonight, yo?!"
Bouncer: "Holmes, these aren't the droids you're looking for wit'cha pants on da ground. You gon' have to hang elsewhere tonight with that attire."
An excuse to use when you're actually surfing for porn.
John: Hey man what's up?
Daniel: Oh uh, nothing, um, I'm just looking up Morrowwind Cheats.
John: Was that porn?
A guy who looks like his name should be larry.
Hey, who took the last beer?
Oh, it was that Larry looking son of a bitch.
A dumbass response from a fuckboy when someone asks them to repeat what they just said but they are too pussy to repeat it so they resort to a bullshit ass compliment.
Kenny: Fuck you Niki, you stupid ass bitch.
Niki: What?
Kenny: Your hair looks nice.
No. What Would The Person Look, Image-Wise, Doing The Task.
Tyrone- Ey Jmaes Lets Go Jump Those Niggas Over There
Jamaes- The Fuck I Look Like Jumping Niggas I dont KNow?
my balls are bigger than yours
look at my ball sack is what you say when you get angry