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the nickname of my crush so secret
crush na crush kita ‼️‼️
-his hair is majestic
-hes so sweet and amazing
-hes funny
-non toxic
-silly :3
-his hands are so soft and he’s so cutee
-I like him but I have mixed feelings
For now I won’t stop loving and admiring him until he finds out. I hope we’ll still be good friends. We’ve been friends since grade 2 <333
X look it’s you! *shows a picture of a panda / spider man from a game*
AAHAHAH -him
¡Que no panda el cúnico! Is a Fortnite emote that has your skin floating on a rock. It is commonly paired with Raven Team Leader. The emote sold for 500 v-bucks
Bro 1: “Bro have you seen the ¡Que no panda el cúnico! emote on Raven Team leader.”
Bro w:”seriously… get help.”
Someone that chills and gets along with everyone, but most their friends are felons and do crimes. They hang back and get wins when opportunities arise.
See there are panda coons and coon pandas. Know the difference and don't fall into that coon panda life.
When a brown-skinned man is having sex and he's mid thrust about to ejaculate, someone turns the lights on and off so that it resembles the white and black of a panda
hey man last night my buddy pulled a Rusty Panda on me, it was actually pretty insane.
The Panda Society Therapist is an infamous and globally renowned therapist in the Panda Fighter Society. Ever since his arrival in the melancholy society of suicidal Pandas, depression rates have gone down by 98% and feedback has been spectacular among clients.
Even the great Haqib himself cured his incurable depression, thanks to the great wisdom and rigid remedies of the Panda Society Therapist.
Haqib: man i just wanna backflip off of a roof
Panda Society Therapist: are u autistic or something , you should instead slowly stab yourself in the stomach for a slow painful death
Haqib: WOW! I never thought of it this way, thank you!
Narrator: and that's how Haqib found the true meaning of life
bitch. ranveer panda is 5”4 but he has 4 feet energy. he never thinks and is always stupid
ranveer panda: sometimes i think
everyone: beats him up
The act of punching another in both eyes and pissing on them during sexual foreplay.
There's nothing like being turned on by doing a Golden Panda.