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The one place on earth can magically turn rednecks into Millionaires. Primary usage in the following industries.
1) Nascar, invented there
2) Home Improvement
3) Moonshine
4) Weed
Note: These are the only occupations available in Wilkes County
Junior is the best example of a wilkes county, north carolinia millionaire he has worked in all four industries.
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A shit hole straight from the ass of satan
Mom: would you like to go to swain county high school?
Son: no I don’t want to be shit
Welcome to Jay County Highschool, a place where everyone is either a yee haw piece of shit or a weird ass goth. Every nic addict and pothead brings their karts and nic sticks to the bathroom. All the hoes get passed around like a hot potato at a party. We have we a shit ton of sound cloud rappers who think their shit, but really just copying big rappers that are actually going somewhere. All of them are up for sale, one cent per rapper or better offer. We also like to bring our fruit to the bathroom and put it in the urinals. We are broke as fuck so we had to bring the stupid ass middle schoolers to the high school. Our football team hasn't won a single game for the past 3 years. Our golf team is more athletic. Teachers don't teach here, YouTube does. In conclusion welcome to Jay Tucky High school, our pride and joy!
Jay County High School- The most redneck place on Earth
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A school district that is completely overrun by inadequate teachers and ridiculous, nay preposterous, regulations. It is headed up by a conspiratorial leprechaun whose extremely low stature seems to be an indication of his mental capabilities. The students are aware that they are shit-screwed, but they are unable to escape because of the bureaucracy of administrators fighting over paltry sums of money. From this one may conclude that the Washoe County School District is in all aspects parallel to the inherent and true definition of poop.
The Washoe County School District is an affiliate of the Washoe County Mental Hospital, a place where many WCSD employees have resided.
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A prison full of racist and pregnant people. And everything sucks ass. Where teachers Fuck students and principals promote drunk driving. In general a shithole of a place. Where kids believe they are juul gods.
Fuck Oldham county high school
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A county that is supposedly one of the richest in the COUNTRY, yet fails to administer doors to classrooms and bathroom stalls or textbooks that aren't at least 8 years old unless you were born in the right year.
We have cash, but screw the kids!
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Lumpkin County High School is your average school with a few exceptions. The following are 100% accurate statements. #1, the principal loves to scream in the microphone and scare the crap out of people and make them go deaf. He screams this in the microhpone at the end of lunch “alright guys be sure to pick up all your trash, head on down to your 3rd block class, and have a fantastic rest of your day, be sure to pick up all your trash.” Not to mention that the school lunch food is pretty bad. Don’t get me started on the kids. Most boys wear hats all the time because for some reason the school allows them. There are lots of rednecks as well. I go here, you shouldn’t. Go Indians.
Let’s not go to Lumpkin County High School.
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